Having A Nightmare

[DB10GOONER]

Have some faith that he is a genuine bloke.

Yeah, listen to Hlebby - if anyone has experience of meeting shady gentlemen up dark back alleys, it's him

Never mind meeting them - he's taken a few of them up the dark back alley too!

[bang goes the 0-0 draw]

So....

I was supposed to meet him at a train station two stops from where I work but we realised we were on the same train going to that station so he gave me the phone and I handed him a crate of beer. I never doubted him...

[mcdowell42]

u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

[bang goes the 0-0 draw]

u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

I bought one when I left work. Either he showed up and I gave it to him or I drowned my sorrows when he left me waiting.
I'm not an alcoholic that just carries a crate of beer

[Pierre32]

Glad it all worked out OK. Just wondered, what beer was it?

Pierre.

[northbank123]

u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

I bought one when I left work. Either he showed up and I gave it to him or I drowned my sorrows when he left me waiting.
I'm not an alcoholic that just carries a crate of beer

Like a social man's Swiss Army knife

[skizz_b]

Any update? If he hasnt shown and you havent been buggered by a bbc presenter report it as stolen to the old bill

[skizz_b]

u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

I bought one when I left work. Either he showed up and I gave it to him or I drowned my sorrows when he left me waiting.
I'm not an alcoholic that just carries a crate of beer

"crate of beer" is a euphemism for "a bumming" in 0-0's eyes

[bang goes the 0-0 draw]

Glad it all worked out OK. Just wondered, what beer was it?

Pierre.

Stella

[bang goes the 0-0 draw]

u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

I bought one when I left work. Either he showed up and I gave it to him or I drowned my sorrows when he left me waiting.
I'm not an alcoholic that just carries a crate of beer

"crate of beer" is a euphemism for "a bumming" in 0-0's eyes

That'll do pig, that'll do

[mcdowell42]

Glad it all worked out OK. Just wondered, what beer was it?

Pierre.

Stella

Christ you have sent him home to beat his wife or if you are lucky his wifes names is actually stella

[DB10GOONER]

So....

I was supposed to meet him at a train station two stops from where I work but we realised we were on the same train going to that station so he gave me the phone and I handed him a crate of beer. I never doubted him...

Glad it worked out, mate. Nice touch with the crate of beer.

[I Hate Hleb]

So....

I was supposed to meet him at a train station two stops from where I work but we realised we were on the same train going to that station so he gave me the phone and I handed him a crate of beer. I never doubted him...

See - what did I tell you? There are many arseholes out there but you should still have faith in the goodness of the majority of people.

[storrmin571]

Were there any naked photos of your girlfriend or wife on there? As hes probably had them off and they are going round the internet as we speak.

[northbank123]

Were there any naked photos of your girlfriend or wife on there? As hes probably had them off and they are going round the internet as we speak.

If there were I'm sure they'll be on corkbarry's thread soon enough