I was really looking forward to 29th July!!!

[delgooner]

There I was all excited - got two tickets for my pilgrimage to the Emirates before I die - upper tier, centre - Yipee! even my brother who is Chelshite was looking forward to it! Camera loaded, three different shirts to choose from, two games, TH, RVP, Cesc, Tommy, Kolo, Theo et al in the flesh, unveiling of the new signings, take in the atmosphere of my beloved Arsenal, watch dazzling football - err, no, hellooo wake up, you were dreaming delgooner, whats that wet patch by your crotch, ahh, having a wet dream again you dirty old man. As usual now for the last few years at this time of year the tabloids are having a field day - what is it with Arsenal, it seems like we have a death wish on us, WHY? I am really fucked off! Im walking round like Victor Meldrew (I dont believe it), Im miserable, its raining and cold all the time. From Sunday I become a leper and cant even light up a fag in my local pub that Ive been smoking in for years! The whinging non-smokers at work are skipping around sticking no smoking stickers everywhere and Im getting no sex.

So what have I got to look forward to on the 29th July.
No TH
La Boss leaving
Arsenal putting out 3rd Eleven
First team sold to Barcelona as job lot
Half empty stadium
Sam Alladyce appointed as Director of Football
Cant have a fag (in the open air, how ludicrous)
The presentation at half time of our new signings
who couldnt play because they are injured or have just
finished playing in the Outer Mongolia Cup Tournament
and need the rest of the season off.
Alan Sugar being invited onto the Board.

Somebody cheer me up or shoot me please

[daz10_uk]

Youve taken the words out of my (fingers). I hate the summer as an Arsenal fan i just hope the winter makes up for it but i cant be optomistic at the moment.

[T.S]

Wow. First prize to you for the "Arsenal Fan Most Upset By Henry's Departue" award.

[Galasso]

Until I can find a way to cheer you up.

Hope you're still alive when I do....

[delgooner]

Thanks Galasso, Im just gonna sit here waiting for God!

Hey Mr TS, thanks for the award - is it a 14 Barcelona shirt

Im only waiting for Mr I Hate Hleb to make my day now, he's bound to pick me up for spelling mistakes or wrong assumptions. He's probably still in bed with Rupert Bear

[Eboue Can't Defend]

Somebody cheer me up or shoot me please

Here is some speculation that might cheer you up Delgooner - NOT!!!

If you look on the club website, the photo displaying our new white kit has been trimmed from one with Henry, Gilberto, Theo and Cesc in it, to one containing just Theo!!

Could it be that the club is subconsciously preparing Arsenal fans for the possibility that Gilberto and Cesc won't be with us come the start of the season?

[delgooner]

Somebody cheer me up or shoot me please

Here is some speculation that might cheer you up Delgooner - NOT!!!

If you look on the club website, the photo displaying our new white kit has been trimmed from one with Henry, Gilberto Theo and Cesc in it, to one containing just Theo!!

Could it be that the club is subconsciously preparing Arsenal fans for the possibility that Gilberto and Cesc won't be with us come the start of the season?

Thanks ever so much, I noticed that the other night when I was looking. He's probably only there cos he's under age and they cant sell him yet!

They might be putting Jordan in the ad in a tasteful pose, you know like with the shirt half pulled up with her balloons jutting out and no shorts with a nice open legs crutch pose with a fag stuck in the axe wound.

See how miserable and fucking nasty Ive become. Im usuall a sweet and nice person.

[daz10_uk]

Del get a grip man!!!!!!!!!!!

SSSHHHHH dont tell anyone else but where can i see that pic of Jordan?

[T.S]

Delgooner - The prize is a dead kitten wrapped in an 'Henry 14' Barcelona shirt.

To cheer yourself up, why don't you try a bit of retail therapy? I suggest this fetching hoodie...

[delgooner]

DAZ, Im shocked at you. BUT if you want to pop round to Dirty Dels Perv Shop at the back of Rita's Massage Parlour which is situated round the back of the Houses of Parliament, I can sort you out a nice DVD - its a bit sticky though and Jordan has something in the furry burger but it aint a fag!

TS like it, like it, but would prefer it to say "I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT EVERYBODY ELSE TO DIE"

[T.S]

I'll look in to it.

On a brighter note, I hear Spurs have just had an offer accepted for Cesc 'The Gas Man' Fabregas. 'Why is that a brighter note'? I hear you cry. "Well," said I, "because we're getting a nifty player in return. We've only gone and nabbed Lee Young-Pyo!"

Transfer coup of the century.

[Galasso]

delgooner

Still working on it.


In the meantime, these couple of lovely ladies are available, will relieve the "frustration" of your dry spell and will be happy to smoke with you and on you before, during and after.

Enjoy....

[daz10_uk]

Del dont read the thread "Real Sack Capello"

Or you might end it all

[DB10GOONER]

Del dont read the thread "Real Sack Capello"

Or you might end it all

I nearly did...

Summer sucks. Ban it now.

[T.S]

DB, not you too?!