Ron Jeremy buys Fulham

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Nos89
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Ron Jeremy buys Fulham

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Great that's all we need, another porn king in London... :D :D

No doubt his first signing will be the keeper Quim to replace Schwarzer...
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LOL good spot! :D
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I read that Fulham are interested in defenders Rod Fanni and Florian Dick. They believe that these two can develop a tight partnership and that Florian Dick can cover all the gaping holes in the back. They are also in for David Goodwillie because they need more penetration up front.
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Jeremy

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Red Gunner wrote:I read that Fulham are interested in defenders Rod Fanni and Florian Dick. They believe that these two can develop a tight partnership and that Florian Dick can cover all the gaping holes in the back. They are also in for David Goodwillie because they need more penetration up front.
Apparently they want to pair him up with Simon Cox. :oops:
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Should be a good fit. After all, he's used to working with tits!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Ron Jeremy's all time squad.....

.....................QUIM


SHITTU……DE COCK…………FUCKS….FANNI


BERNT HAAS……….PINAS………LICKA .…….ARCE


...........KUNTZ……GOODWILLIE



SUBS - DICKOV, PONCE, SCHEIDT, TURDO, MUFF, SHERINGHAM (known commonly as 'c unt')



1ST TEAM COACHES - BUTT, SEAMAN, MINGE


All are genuine professional footballers at some time!!
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Apparently he's got excellent staying power...so Him & Fulham will be in it for the long haul. :lol: :wink:
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Nos89 wrote:Great that's all we need, another porn king in London... :D :D

No doubt his first signing will be the keeper Quim to replace Schwarzer...
:lol: Good shout. I also think he looks like Freddy Fender the country singer
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The thread reminded me of this flag at the last Euros

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Which, after the actual proformance of the Irish team was probably the funniest thing at the Euros
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