Friday Caption Competition

[OneBardGooner]

Gazidis: Awww! come on wengy let's play hands, knees Bumpteays - coz we both know there's no way this line-up are going to win a trophy this season....

btw Have checked Gervinho's passport - I'm sure he reminds me of someone on star trek....

[TeeCee]

Arsene......it's time, head down here please......

[Bradywasking]

Ivan; " then Arsene we will get the fans to make a W shape with their hands , like this, to acknowledge your greatness...

[QuartzGooner]

In a bizarre attempt at marketing Arsenal to an American audience, Gazidis tries to ingratiate himself with the West Compton Piru Bloods.

[Eboue-Why?]

In a move to improve the atmosphere at The Emirates, Gazidis makes a pathetic attempt to start a Mexian wave

[mattyb]

Hands up honestly Arsene , who is fucking up this club more.. me ..or you ..??
Its me !!!!......

[Perryashburtongroves]

Gazidis: "And this summer, let's make up a load of bollox about us signing Suarez.

Wenker: "Great idea. But let's sell Wilshere and Ox too."

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

"Wanker".....

[SteveO 35]

Can you just sign the new deal so I get to go to SteveO's BBQ too

[afcforever]

Gazidi >Arsene, you have a wad this big to spend
Arsene>I'm not listening

[northbank123]

Gazidi >Arsene, you have a wad this big to spend
Arsene>I'm not listening

It's not "I'm not listening". It's "I don't want to kill so-and-so", it's blindly sticking to this philosophy that he would rather buy relative unknowns and flog them for a fortune rather than biting the bullet and accepting we need to spend big on some players and some themes, and it's the countless other themes that we all know.

Does anybody really think Wenger - a man who gets riled at any sort of criticism - would let Gazidis and the board hang him out to dry every year?

[Rugby Gooner]

"Look in my eyes,not around my eyes! You think that you have the power to make Marquee signings! Everyone is wrong except you! You know that "THEY" all trust you! You will pick up my bill in the Diamond Level!!!

[Eboue-Why?]

"Look in my eyes,not around my eyes! You think that you have the power to make Marquee signings! Everyone is wrong except you! You know that "THEY" all trust you! You will pick up my bill in the Diamond Level!!!

3..2..1 You're back in the room

[olgitgooner]

"So then you put plenty of baby oil on your hands. She'll love it."

[littlefire]

IG (thinks) "Pot-of-Gold"








AW (thinks) "Rain-bow"