Google Hangout with Arsene

[the jaybo]

Some probing questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cyVJeZrHOU#at=74

[xgtdec]

I think Mario's doing more probing on the princess then your ever gonna get on an official google hang out!

[g88ner]

Any questions about Higuain and Suarez yet? - or has anyone questioned Wenger's tactics? or the clubs ambition? no, that's a surprise?

By the way, what's his favourite colour? - I bet it's black. Black for profit. Definitely not red. Hmm.. that would make a good question

And what's his opinion on Prince George? - that's the sort of stuff I wanna know

[Dan_85]

Is Tom Watt hosting? Presumably everything's rosy if he is?

These things are utterly pointless. Staged and vetted, you'll take nothing of worth away. I'm sure it's all the usual retarded questions like "What do you prefer, ketchup or brown sauce?"

[Perryashburtongroves]

Hi Arsene. Why don't you just fuck off you stupid old *word censored*?

[rodders999]

A Google hangout with Kim Jong Eun would be more enlightning

[Dan_85]

Here's some of the pressing questions that were put to him

About his confidence for the new season

We are still working on improving our squad, but we have base of young players … they will be better next year. That’s why I’m confident.

On the departures of Ferguson, Mancini and Benitez

It gives me a slight advantage because I know my squad well. It will take my rivals some time to know theirs, except Jose Mourinho, who knows some of his from before.
‘But we should focus on our strengths rather than expect any weakness from the others.

On the start to the season

It is important to have strong start and raise belief. Last season when we lost Robin van Persie we had a skeptical environment around the club. We need the crowd to be behind the team.

On his favourite holiday destination

I like Bridlington or Salou. I go to Port Aventura and I really like the roller-coaster that looks like a big coat rack.

On his favourite nighttime drink

Sometimes red wine but other times I like a little bit the Horlicks. I’m a very strong believer in malt.

On what he would do if he came across an angry anteater

At my age I could not run away! So, I would assess the situation. If he had a flick-knife or some other kind of weapon, I might run into somebody’s garden and knock on the door, but I reckon I could take one ant-eater. They’re pretty small.

On whether he was Tiffany or a Debbie Gibson man

Definitely Debbie Gibson. For me she wrote her own songs and showed her talent and potential. Tiffany simply did a cover version and while you cannot argue that it has merit, it was not as good as ‘Only in my dreams’.

On his favourite muesli

I wish I had time for a favourite. I suppose Alpen but really I was very much into Ricicles before Kellog’s pulled them off the shelves. I will never forgive them for that.

Favourite muesli?! What would he do if he met an anteater?! Do you like Debbie Gibson?! Fucking hell...

[northbank123]

Surprised he didn't ask if the anteater is FFP compliant - wouldn't be a fair fight otherwise.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Here's some of the pressing questions that were put to him

About his confidence for the new season

We are still working on improving our squad, but we have base of young players … they will be better next year. That’s why I’m confident.

On the departures of Ferguson, Mancini and Benitez

It gives me a slight advantage because I know my squad well. It will take my rivals some time to know theirs, except Jose Mourinho, who knows some of his from before.
‘But we should focus on our strengths rather than expect any weakness from the others.

On the start to the season

It is important to have strong start and raise belief. Last season when we lost Robin van Persie we had a skeptical environment around the club. We need the crowd to be behind the team.

On his favourite holiday destination

I like Bridlington or Salou. I go to Port Aventura and I really like the roller-coaster that looks like a big coat rack.

On his favourite nighttime drink

Sometimes red wine but other times I like a little bit the Horlicks. I’m a very strong believer in malt.

On what he would do if he came across an angry anteater

At my age I could not run away! So, I would assess the situation. If he had a flick-knife or some other kind of weapon, I might run into somebody’s garden and knock on the door, but I reckon I could take one ant-eater. They’re pretty small.

On whether he was Tiffany or a Debbie Gibson man

Definitely Debbie Gibson. For me she wrote her own songs and showed her talent and potential. Tiffany simply did a cover version and while you cannot argue that it has merit, it was not as good as ‘Only in my dreams’.

On his favourite muesli

I wish I had time for a favourite. I suppose Alpen but really I was very much into Ricicles before Kellog’s pulled them off the shelves. I will never forgive them for that.

Favourite muesli?! What would he do if he met an anteater?! Do you like Debbie Gibson?! Fucking hell...

Honest to fucking God, there are some absolute bell-ends that follow this team of ours. Fucking holidays, drink and Alpen. Piss off.

[Number 5]

Google hanging out the back of Arsene.

Now there is a web chat I'd register my credit card details for.

[Leyton Gooner]

Here's some of the pressing questions that were put to him

About his confidence for the new season

We are still working on improving our squad, but we have base of young players … they will be better next year. That’s why I’m confident.

On the departures of Ferguson, Mancini and Benitez

It gives me a slight advantage because I know my squad well. It will take my rivals some time to know theirs, except Jose Mourinho, who knows some of his from before.
‘But we should focus on our strengths rather than expect any weakness from the others.

On the start to the season

It is important to have strong start and raise belief. Last season when we lost Robin van Persie we had a skeptical environment around the club. We need the crowd to be behind the team.

On his favourite holiday destination

I like Bridlington or Salou. I go to Port Aventura and I really like the roller-coaster that looks like a big coat rack.

On his favourite nighttime drink

Sometimes red wine but other times I like a little bit the Horlicks. I’m a very strong believer in malt.

On what he would do if he came across an angry anteater

At my age I could not run away! So, I would assess the situation. If he had a flick-knife or some other kind of weapon, I might run into somebody’s garden and knock on the door, but I reckon I could take one ant-eater. They’re pretty small.

On whether he was Tiffany or a Debbie Gibson man

Definitely Debbie Gibson. For me she wrote her own songs and showed her talent and potential. Tiffany simply did a cover version and while you cannot argue that it has merit, it was not as good as ‘Only in my dreams’.

On his favourite muesli

I wish I had time for a favourite. I suppose Alpen but really I was very much into Ricicles before Kellog’s pulled them off the shelves. I will never forgive them for that.

Favourite muesli?! What would he do if he met an anteater?! Do you like Debbie Gibson?! Fucking hell...

Honest to fucking God, there are some absolute bell-ends that follow this team of ours. Fucking holidays, drink and Alpen. Piss off.

Can't work out whether this is real or not. Questions sound about right for this sort of staged crap and most of the answers sound like the twat himself but some of the other answers..... What the fucking hellis this bloke on? Bridlington? A rollercoaster that looks like a coat rack? Anteaters with knives? We already knew he was senile but.......

[Wengerball]

Someones going to tell me this was a spoof right? When I read that I found myself checking whether this was the 1st August and not the 1st April but it seems real.

That must have been some vetting process if they spent the majority of the interview avoiding talking about the football- kind of says it all really

[OneBardGooner]

Hi Arsene. Why don't you just fuck off you stupid old *word censored*?

How is it he's got time to waste on this pointless kind of shyte, when he should \7 could be out there signing players!?...Ooooops! silly me what was I htinking...

[OneBardGooner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH1-QxfyxKQ


Now this is more like it!

[Natural Born Gooner]

Here's some of the pressing questions that were put to him

About his confidence for the new season

We are still working on improving our squad, but we have base of young players … they will be better next year. That’s why I’m confident.

On the departures of Ferguson, Mancini and Benitez

It gives me a slight advantage because I know my squad well. It will take my rivals some time to know theirs, except Jose Mourinho, who knows some of his from before.
‘But we should focus on our strengths rather than expect any weakness from the others.

On the start to the season

It is important to have strong start and raise belief. Last season when we lost Robin van Persie we had a skeptical environment around the club. We need the crowd to be behind the team.

On his favourite holiday destination

I like Bridlington or Salou. I go to Port Aventura and I really like the roller-coaster that looks like a big coat rack.

On his favourite nighttime drink

Sometimes red wine but other times I like a little bit the Horlicks. I’m a very strong believer in malt.

On what he would do if he came across an angry anteater

At my age I could not run away! So, I would assess the situation. If he had a flick-knife or some other kind of weapon, I might run into somebody’s garden and knock on the door, but I reckon I could take one ant-eater. They’re pretty small.

On whether he was Tiffany or a Debbie Gibson man

Definitely Debbie Gibson. For me she wrote her own songs and showed her talent and potential. Tiffany simply did a cover version and while you cannot argue that it has merit, it was not as good as ‘Only in my dreams’.

On his favourite muesli

I wish I had time for a favourite. I suppose Alpen but really I was very much into Ricicles before Kellog’s pulled them off the shelves. I will never forgive them for that.

Favourite muesli?! What would he do if he met an anteater?! Do you like Debbie Gibson?! Fucking hell...

Did Chris Morris ask the last couple of questions



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