Google Hangout with Arsene

[DB10GOONER]

I simply can't believe no one asked him will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

Opportunity fucking missed.

[Den10kamp]

Here's some of the pressing questions that were put to him

About his confidence for the new season

We are still working on improving our squad, but we have base of young players … they will be better next year. That’s why I’m confident.

On the departures of Ferguson, Mancini and Benitez

It gives me a slight advantage because I know my squad well. It will take my rivals some time to know theirs, except Jose Mourinho, who knows some of his from before.
‘But we should focus on our strengths rather than expect any weakness from the others.

On the start to the season

It is important to have strong start and raise belief. Last season when we lost Robin van Persie we had a skeptical environment around the club. We need the crowd to be behind the team.

On his favourite holiday destination

I like Bridlington or Salou. I go to Port Aventura and I really like the roller-coaster that looks like a big coat rack.

On his favourite nighttime drink

Sometimes red wine but other times I like a little bit the Horlicks. I’m a very strong believer in malt.

On what he would do if he came across an angry anteater

At my age I could not run away! So, I would assess the situation. If he had a flick-knife or some other kind of weapon, I might run into somebody’s garden and knock on the door, but I reckon I could take one ant-eater. They’re pretty small.

On whether he was Tiffany or a Debbie Gibson man

Definitely Debbie Gibson. For me she wrote her own songs and showed her talent and potential. Tiffany simply did a cover version and while you cannot argue that it has merit, it was not as good as ‘Only in my dreams’.

On his favourite muesli

I wish I had time for a favourite. I suppose Alpen but really I was very much into Ricicles before Kellog’s pulled them off the shelves. I will never forgive them for that.

Favourite muesli?! What would he do if he met an anteater?! Do you like Debbie Gibson?! Fucking hell...

JESUS
F**KING
WEPT

[Red Gunner]

The anteater, Debbie Gibson and muesli questions did not happen. They are Arseblog's joke:

http://news.arseblog.com/2013/08/wenger ... our-squad/

People believing Wenger was actually asked these questions

[DB10GOONER]

I repeat;

I simply can't believe no one asked him will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

Opportunity fucking missed.

Seriously. Why wasn't he asked this?

[blocknineteen]

Mugs, the lot of you...

[Leyton Gooner]

In our defence (even though I was undecided as to whether certain sections were a spoof or not) you have surely noticed the state of our once great club and the majority of it's clueless fans. And you must see how one could consider it plausible that such questions were asked

[StuartL]

In our defence (even though I was undecided as to whether certain sections were a spoof or not) you have surely noticed the state of our once great club and the majority of it's clueless fans. And you must see how one could consider it plausible that such questions were asked

They probably were asked...but were omitted in the vetting process as Wenker cannot answer those tough probing questions.

[wibble]

you must see how one could consider it plausible that such questions were asked

No.

People honestly thought these questions were asked and Wenger was talking about anteaters with flick-knives!?!

[g88ner]

you must see how one could consider it plausible that such questions were asked

No.

People honestly thought these questions were asked and Wenger was talking about anteaters with flick-knives!?!

[I Hate Hleb]

you must see how one could consider it plausible that such questions were asked

No.

People honestly thought these questions were asked and Wenger was talking about anteaters with flick-knives!?!

Every bit as believable as Wenger actually claiming that he wants to buy 'super, super quality' and that we 'could win the title even without signings'!!

[g88ner]

you must see how one could consider it plausible that such questions were asked

No.

People honestly thought these questions were asked and Wenger was talking about anteaters with flick-knives!?!

Every bit as believable as Wenger actually claiming that he wants to buy 'super, super quality' and that we 'could win the title even without signings'!!

Actually, I think Wenger going one on one with an armed anteater is far more plausible than Arsenal winning the league with this current squad. FAR MORE LIKELY!

Would pay good money to see it as well

[I Hate Hleb]

Well if it came down to tactics, my money would be on the anteater!!

[g88ner]

Well if it came down to tactics, my money would be on the anteater!!

But also true

I bet if the anteater broke its knife, it would even have a plan B ... like gnawing that smug look off Wenger's face!

[I Hate Hleb]

Well if it came down to tactics, my money would be on the anteater!!

But also true

I bet if the anteater broke its knife, it would even have a plan B ... like gnawing that smug look off Wenger's face!

Mind you, the anteater might see the size of Wenger's conk and be intimidated away from a confrontation!!