Arshavin - Codename: Red Fox

[Arsenal Till I Die]

"Leaked NSA documents have revealed that former Arsenal player, Andrey Arshavin, was actually a Russian Spy.

Arshavin, code-name ‘Red Fox’, was the brainchild of Kremlin chief Sergei Rachmaninoff, who funded his agent’s training as a footballer, and pulled strings to include him in the Zenit St. Petersburg team.

As a result of these revelations, the Russian International has now retreated back to his homeland, and is reportedly worried about his safety.

There are also suspicions that Arshavin’s rumored move to Barcelona, around the time of his Arsenal transfer, was in fact dis-information created by Moscow, used to further sell Red Fox’s cover story to the Brits.

Arsenal fans will remember the forward’s injury spells, however it is now thought that this was merely a ploy to allow the agent more time to gather valuable intelligence in and around the nation’s capital.

British Intelligence are also liaising with the French Secret Service as they try to ascertain whether or not Arsene Wenger was a part of the Ruskies’ plot.

It has also been confirmed that fellow Russians, Roman Pavlyuchenko and Pavel Pogrebnyak, are fellow Kremlin spies, sent to England in the hope of assisting Arshavin’s espionage, and ultimately, aiding in his escape."

Source - http://eplwire.com/andrey-arshavin-was-a-russian-spy/

[Steve_I]

lol

[Red Gunner]

Now I'm waiting for the media to confirm that Arsene Wenger is a French spy whose task is to boost France's economy. How else would you explain signing Chamakh, Gervinho and Park Chu-Young?

[OneBardGooner]

Now I'm waiting for the media to confirm that Arsene Wenger is a French spy whose task is to boost France's economy. How else would you explain signing Chamakh, Gervinho and Park Chu-Young?

Don't you mean the coffers of all the utter shyte teams in frogland league's 1,2 and 3?

[Nos89]

That's explains Arshavin's disappearances...what's Bendtner's reasons...Danish spy???

[OneBardGooner]

At least THIS Red Fox had a use.