As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
OneBardGooner
Posts: 48267 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
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by OneBardGooner » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:19 pm
Okay Pods zees izz wat u do to heel zat enjoory to yur ammstringg....anda wun anda too anda tree!
OneBardGooner
Posts: 48267 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:22 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Lewin: Medical Bloke
"Ere Arsene Why d I have to wear these rubber gloves?...you know I know fuck all about Physiotherapy and all that kinda stuff!"
Wenker "Ssshhh...it makes you look like a super, super, top, top quality medical physio thing"
g88ner
Posts: 14693 Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:17 pm
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by g88ner » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:33 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Wenger talking to Colin Lewin...
Wenger - "Okay Colin, you've got your surgical gloves on... [puffs his cheeks]... here we go, I'll lift my legs and you check my prostate... "
Wengerball
Posts: 753 Joined: Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:41 pm
Location: Yorkshire
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by Wengerball » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:38 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
"If I put my legs up like Zees maybe I can give birth to a new zigning- Colin get ze leg restraints."
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62201 Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
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by DB10GOONER » Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:08 pm
Lewin (whispers);
"Hey, Arsene - seriously how are the signings going?"
Arsene;
"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh."
Top Londoner
Posts: 4992 Joined: Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:35 pm
Location: Taser the cuunt
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by Top Londoner » Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:12 pm
Lewin is actually muffling the word c ***, and it appears he is saying arsehole, but he is really saying c ****
totally banned huh?
goonersid
Posts: 8838 Joined: Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:40 am
Location: DERRY CITY
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by goonersid » Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:35 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
We fucked the fans up the ass, now does anyone fancy shafting my narrow fucking hole.
markyp
Posts: 3155 Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:54 pm
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by markyp » Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:44 pm
[quote="OneBardGooner"]
sitting on all this money is making my arse ache!
Old Oak Gooner
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by Old Oak Gooner » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:13 pm
"Hey look Lewin, l have found a new method of throwing water bottles"
Old Oak Gooner
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by Old Oak Gooner » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:14 pm
"Hey look Lewin, l have found a new method of throwing water bottles"
Bradywasking
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by Bradywasking » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:04 pm
" Legs up if you hate spending..legs up if you hate spending " sang the Arsenal boss