Bendtner; The Leg-end

[I Hate Hleb]

I think the word 'progress' should really be taken out of the thread title

Or the word 'Slow' added to it.

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

It can't be Bendtner's door, after all, look at her face (honest lads she's got one, just try and move your eyes up from her tits for a second and you might notice it). She doesn't look happy. Do you honestly believe that any lass has ever left Bendtner's house without the biggest grin in the world? Nicklas Bendtner ALWAYS satisfies his women.

Yeah, if I think about it more carefully - you are completely right Bendtner's "Saturday night trophies" will even send a postcard afterwards - at least those who managed to stay conscious.

NICKLAS BENDTNER AND THE FASTEST TONGUE IN THE WEST

[Herd]

It can't be Bendtner's door, after all, look at her face (honest lads she's got one, just try and move your eyes up from her tits for a second and you might notice it). She doesn't look happy. Do you honestly believe that any lass has ever left Bendtner's house without the biggest grin in the world? Nicklas Bendtner ALWAYS satisfies his women.

The only way he satifies anyone is by leaving their company !

Always hated palarse but if they sign him Il be toasting them !

[DB10GOONER]

Seriously though, has this crunt sobered up yet?

[SteveO 35]

Crystal Palace - where have you been all of our lives?

First Chamakh and now the King of Denmark - fuck me if they'd have got promoted a couple of years back we could have shipped them Flapper, Djourou, Arshavin, Denilson, Vela and a whole host of other shite

[safcftm]

I believe this move may happen. Bendtner is disheartened that his trip to light up Juventus merely allowed the evil Chamakh's work to continue unabated from his lair as he poisoned the minds of gooners against Nicklas. An adversary he most certainly is and, it would appear, Nicklas has now decided to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. By staying in London he can continue to do good for the world and can ensure Arsenal regain their position near the top of the table and by keeping close tabs on Chamakh he can ensure no ills are unleashed to halter the strides that the forces of good have made this close season. No one wants to go to Crystal Palace, not even Crystal Palace's mother wants to go to Crystal Palace and this demonstrates just how seriously Nicklas takes his position as protector of good in this world. He is the hero we need and to banish evil he will even go to Crystal fucking Palace. Nicklas you are a god amongst men.

PS Phillips and Bendtner up front for Palace, fuck it, I might get a palace top after all

[DB10GOONER]

I believe this move may happen. Bendtner is disheartened that his trip to light up Juventus merely allowed the evil Chamakh's work to continue unabated from his lair as he poisoned the minds of gooners against Nicklas. An adversary he most certainly is and, it would appear, Nicklas has now decided to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. By staying in London he can continue to do good for the world and can ensure Arsenal regain their position near the top of the table and by keeping close tabs on Chamakh he can ensure no ills are unleashed to halter the strides that the forces of good have made this close season. No one wants to go to Crystal Palace, not even Crystal Palace's mother wants to go to Crystal Palace and this demonstrates just how seriously Nicklas takes his position as protector of good in this world. He is the hero we need and to banish evil he will even go to Crystal fucking Palace. Nicklas you are a god amongst men.

PS Phillips and Bendtner up front for Palace, fuck it, I might get a palace top after all

That's a lot of words to say "Bendtner is shit", mate.

[Herd]

Seriously though, has this crunt sobered up yet?

Who knows ,nobodys seen him for weeks !

[Wengerball]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... enger.html

[safcftm]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... enger.html

Get in, that's all he needed, a chance to prove that he can be the man to push Arsenal up the table. Ha'way Bendy lad, turn down some moves, do the business at Arsenal and seal your pay rise, you may all be about to see just how good this man is nowadays, be ready to be amazed

[DB10GOONER]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... enger.html

Get in, that's all he needed, a chance to prove that he can be the man to push Arsenal up the table. Ha'way Bendy lad, turn down some moves, do the business at Arsenal and seal your pay rise, you may all be about to see just how good this man is nowadays, be ready to be amazed

Cue CL final next May and the commentator is a tad excited;

“And it’s an amazing through ball from Flamini to Bendtner! Bendtner goes around one, around two, around a third, he lifts it with his left and hits an amazing thirty yard screamer into the roof of the net with his right!!! It’s the greatest goal ever scored and completes his hat trick! Arsenal 5 – Barcelona 0!! Arsene Wenger was right all along!! HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!”

Yes, a nice moment there in the mind of Arsene Wenger...

[SPARKSY]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... enger.html

He pays him s much more than he is worth, can't get rid because no club will meet his wage demands because he is so shit and now takes him back because he has no one else. That french bloke has fucking lost the plot. If this wasn't so serious it would be laughable.

[mcdowell42]

BREAKING: Crystal Palace are in talks to sign Nicklas Bendter from Arsenal (SkySportsNews)
5:38pm - 30 Aug 13

[Lee1]

BREAKING: Crystal Palace are in talks to sign Nicklas Bendter from Arsenal (SkySportsNews)
5:38pm - 30 Aug 13

Give the fucker away and let's be done with it. Even with our current Wenger driven shambles can't stomach the prospect that lazy useless tosser could ever put the shirt on again...even in our darkest hour.

[falkirk goon]

BREAKING: Crystal Palace are in talks to sign Nicklas Bendter from Arsenal (SkySportsNews)
5:38pm - 30 Aug 13

Its prob a swap deal for the camel