SUMMER TRANSFERS - Your thoughts on who did and did not sign

[Big Sac]

Be careful with that hot wax.....

[Ryanswannell]

Ha Ha, what the feck is this???

[rodders999]

Be careful with that hot wax.....

Your user name is very appropriate for my little soiree

3 hours left in the window

[rodders999]

[Big Sac]

I take it you will be the opposite of my user name in a few minutes

[OneBardGooner]

This is one massive medical!!! What are they doing, trying to sort his eyes out or something???!

[p206ab]

It's 9PM here and 2 hours to go.
By the way, still no announcement here so don't expect it in the next hour

[defleppardisking]

I'm sorry but what is this thread all about?

[Eboue-Why?]

You really are scaring me now Rod!!!

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Sitting by my laptop with empty beer can surrounding me in my own little Alckytraz awaiting Ozil's announcement

I've turned down the lights, lit a few candles and dropped me trousers. Me and Natalie are about to get intimate

Put a bit of Barry White on in the background and enjoy yourself, mate!

[OneBardGooner]

I bet her Nipples are really Dark and BIG! Rodders ....

[Arsenal Till I Die]

@JWTelegraph 1m
No issues on Ozil - Arsenal putting together statement and lawyers reading and re-reading contract. It's all agreed and medical done

[rodders999]

I take it you will be the opposite of my user name in a few minutes

Seconds

[OneBardGooner]

Ha Ha, what the feck is this???

That's gotta be photshopped otherwise he'd be leaning out of a car window.

[defleppardisking]

Fuck he is shit and yet he is getting 3m to get his ass out of the club. I would want a job like that