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this is how the 'can't get a new club ' striker, spent his time in the Summer :
The King of Denmark & Snoop Lion, Jah !
hardly career focused is he ?
The Arsenal have sent him to boot camp cos he failed their fitness tests. all while he's still on 55 grand a week. 220k a month, 2.5 million a year....
they should have the NFL rules, fail the fitness test. means no pay. and you keep taking them weekly til you pass.
Hope he's on the bench today, not seen him in ages and can't wait to welcome him home. The Copenhagen thing will be a ruse, they'll be trying to surprise us by including him when we're not prepared.
I love you Bendtner and if it's quite alright
I need you Bendtner, to warm the lonely nights
I love you Bendtner, trust in me when I say,
Oh Nicklas Bendtner don't bring us down I pray,
Oh Nicklas Bendtner, now that you're back here stay
And let us love you Bendy, let us love you
You're just too good to be true.....
And as Rihanna famously sung, "we've got Nic he's got loads of pace"
clockender1 wrote:this is how the 'can't get a new club ' striker, spent his time in the Summer :
The King of Denmark & Snoop Lion, Jah !
hardly career focused is he ?
The Arsenal have sent him to boot camp cos he failed their fitness tests. all while he's still on 55 grand a week. 220k a month, 2.5 million a year....
they should have the NFL rules, fail the fitness test. means no pay. and you keep taking them weekly til you pass.
But why are they playing rock, paper, scissors ???
clockender1 wrote:this is how the 'can't get a new club ' striker, spent his time in the Summer :
The King of Denmark & Snoop Lion, Jah !
hardly career focused is he ?
The Arsenal have sent him to boot camp cos he failed their fitness tests. all while he's still on 55 grand a week. 220k a month, 2.5 million a year....
they should have the NFL rules, fail the fitness test. means no pay. and you keep taking them weekly til you pass.
But why are they playing rock, paper, scissors ???
It's always played at The Starsky & Hutch annual convention
clockender1 wrote:this is how the 'can't get a new club ' striker, spent his time in the Summer :
The King of Denmark & Snoop Lion, Jah !
hardly career focused is he ?
The Arsenal have sent him to boot camp cos he failed their fitness tests. all while he's still on 55 grand a week. 220k a month, 2.5 million a year....
they should have the NFL rules, fail the fitness test. means no pay. and you keep taking them weekly til you pass.
But why are they playing rock, paper, scissors ???
Plagiarist!!! I wrote that gag back on June 21st when that picture was first posted!!
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Looks like Nick Bendtner and Snoop Dogg haven't quite got the hang of how to play 'Paper, Scissor, Stone' yet!!
Mind you, they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!!
clockender1 wrote:this is how the 'can't get a new club ' striker, spent his time in the Summer :
The King of Denmark & Snoop Lion, Jah !
hardly career focused is he ?
The Arsenal have sent him to boot camp cos he failed their fitness tests. all while he's still on 55 grand a week. 220k a month, 2.5 million a year....
they should have the NFL rules, fail the fitness test. means no pay. and you keep taking them weekly til you pass.[/quote
But why are they playing rock, paper, scissors ???
It's always played at The Starsky & Hutch annual convention