Quartz and his rumours

[LDB]

Quartz is one massive forum cock tease! Always alluding to epic rumours that he's heard but then refuses to break confidences. It's about time we had a forum campaign to get him to spill the beans!

Or you can just PM me all the details

[QuartzGooner]

Have to be careful we don't get sued for libel.
Cannot break someone's confidence either.

[swimmer1]

Have I missed something ?

[QuartzGooner]

OK, feeling benevolent so I share these with you:


Aliens advise Wenger, says former policewoman

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/lewis ... ne_Wenger/


Arsenal are a "front" company used to wash dirty cash by the Illuminati, "Oy Vey!" exclaims DB10Gooner

http://www.onlinearsenal.com/showthread ... ticed-this


Robert Pires training with Arsenal, "Sign Him Up" says McDowell42

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/news/1168897/

[DB10GOONER]

Dear God and Baby Jesus. One of those twonks on online Arsenal has the following as his signature;

"Arsene is Arsenal

To be anti Wenger is to be anti Arsenal"



I bet my bollocks it's that mong with the "I Love Arsene" t-shirt and the insane passion written all over his gormless face in SteveO's favourite photo!

[goonertux]

Aliens advise Wenger, says former policewoman

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/lewis ... ne_Wenger/

The selfless aliens travel regularly to Earth from their home in the Canis Major system, which also homes Grays and Cat People.

And Ms Cohen, of Durham Avenue, says Grays regularly pass on advice, intended for struggling Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger.

She said: "The Grays offer guidance to Mr Wenger.

"At the moment they are telling him he needs to get rid of a whole lot of people and bring in a stronger squad - especially in the defence.

"He also needs to let assistant manager Steve Bould do his job.

"Mr Wenger likes to do everything but he is not good at everything."

Blimey, these aliens are obviously super-intelligent! Who'd have thought to get rid of some players and bring some in. And Wenger is not good at EVERYTHING! Wow!!

[Herd]

Quartz is one massive forum cock tease! Always alluding to epic rumours that he's heard but then refuses to break confidences. It's about time we had a forum campaign to get him to spill the beans!

Or you can just PM me all the details

You on the other hand are just a massive cock ,or not as your missus told me last night while we were watching telly !

[OneBardGooner]

REALLLLY!!!??? What were you watching?

[officepest]

I bet my bollocks it's that mong with the "I Love Arsene" t-shirt and the insane passion written all over his gormless face in SteveO's favourite photo!

I'll have you know the above mentioned mong is the very model of the modern rational football fan and is in NO WAY unhinged.

[DB10GOONER]

I bet my bollocks it's that mong with the "I Love Arsene" t-shirt and the insane passion written all over his gormless face in SteveO's favourite photo!

I'll have you know the above mentioned mong is the very model of the modern rational football fan and is in NO WAY unhinged.

I love your avatar.

The pride, the passion, the high pitched bitch-squeal that must be coming out of him as he lifts both arms aloft screaming through his rampant fanboy sexual arousal for his Lord and God the Almighty Arsene Wenger!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[officepest]

I bet my bollocks it's that mong with the "I Love Arsene" t-shirt and the insane passion written all over his gormless face in SteveO's favourite photo!

I'll have you know the above mentioned mong is the very model of the modern rational football fan and is in NO WAY unhinged.

I love your avatar.

The pride, the passion, the high pitched bitch-squeal that must be coming out of him as he lifts both arms aloft screaming through his rampant fanboy sexual arousal for his Lord and God the Almighty Arsene Wenger!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I've had a few but have decided that the sheer unbridled and rabid devotion conveyed in this photo should be preserved in perpetuity by some chump on an internet forum with too much time on his hands*.

* That would be me.

[I Hate Hleb]

I bet my bollocks it's that mong with the "I Love Arsene" t-shirt and the insane passion written all over his gormless face in SteveO's favourite photo!

I'll have you know the above mentioned mong is the very model of the modern rational football fan and is in NO WAY unhinged.

I love your avatar.

The pride, the passion, the high pitched bitch-squeal that must be coming out of him as he lifts both arms aloft screaming through his rampant fanboy sexual arousal for his Lord and God the Almighty Arsene Wenger!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I've had a few but have decided that the sheer unbridled and rabid devotion conveyed in this photo should be preserved in perpetuity by some chump on an internet forum with too much time on his hands*.

* That would be me.

Glad you clarified that!!

[DB10GOONER]

I bet my bollocks it's that mong with the "I Love Arsene" t-shirt and the insane passion written all over his gormless face in SteveO's favourite photo!

I'll have you know the above mentioned mong is the very model of the modern rational football fan and is in NO WAY unhinged.

I love your avatar.

The pride, the passion, the high pitched bitch-squeal that must be coming out of him as he lifts both arms aloft screaming through his rampant fanboy sexual arousal for his Lord and God the Almighty Arsene Wenger!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I've had a few but have decided that the sheer unbridled and rabid devotion conveyed in this photo should be preserved in perpetuity by some chump on an internet forum with too much time on his hands*.

* That would be me.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[officepest]

Glad you clarified that!!

Just in case there was any ambiguity

[I Hate Hleb]

Glad you clarified that!!

Just in case there was any ambiguity

Trust me, there would have been plenty of gooners thinking 'Is he talking about me?'