THE WENGER THREAD

[Steve_I]

strawclutchers coming back to the fore then. bloody fickle bunch us fans eh

Unless you kill us all, and our children, then of course we're going to come back. We're like the cockroaches - when the nuclear holocaust comes us cynics are going to be he only ones who survive.

indeed, and so shall it ever be I guess

[armchair]

People really shouldnt put the word wife in the same sentence as the word blowjob.

Spose it depends on whose wife it is....?

[Henry Norris 1913]

People really shouldnt put the word wife in the same sentence as the word blowjob.

unless its your wife.

[I Hate Hleb]

People really shouldnt put the word wife in the same sentence as the word blowjob.

unless its your wife.

[QuartzGooner]

I didn't know cockroaches were cynical!

thought they were crunchy things that kept wriggling and hissing after the bloke in the local chinese takeaway had cooked them!?

They are breeding them by the millions in China, there is money to be made from cockroaches.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... aches.html

[OneBardGooner]

People really shouldnt put the word wife in the same sentence as the word blowjob.

unless its your wife.

[Top Londoner]

Out, out, out,

WENGER OUT

[OneBardGooner]

Do you think he can hear you from all the way down under mate!?

[SteveO 35]

Do you think he can hear you from all the way down under mate!?

But Arsene, like God, is everywhere, so I would imagine he can. So Arsene if you're listening

ONE ARSENE WENGER...........THERE'S ONLY ONE ARSENE WENGER

[OneBardGooner]

I can see it now. The Church of Arsene, his first ordained 'believer' being SteveO...and thou shalt hold a BBQ every Sunday...and whilst thou art skinning the flock with season ticket prices and over-priced pisswarm beer at the hallowed bowl, thou shalt also sell programs announcing the latest 'mission' to Asia (all in the cause of 'spreading the word') and if anyone dares doubt the divine wisdom of Arsene (his grasp on tactics and bargains in the transfer market) they shall be smote down by Arsene's great army of AKB's - And all AKB's shall be known y the wearing of rose tinted glasses and the wearing of attire (bought in his boutique - aka: The Armoury) that states "I Love AW".

And so it shall come to pass that SteveO shall hence forth be known as Father Bar-B-Que.

[SteveO 35]

I can see it now. The Church of Arsene, his first ordained 'believer' being SteveO...and thou shalt hold a BBQ every Sunday...and whilst thou art skinning the flock with season ticket prices and over-priced pisswarm beer at the hallowed bowl, thou shalt also sell programs announcing the latest 'mission' to Asia (all in the cause of 'spreading the word') and if anyone dares doubt the divine wisdom of Arsene (his grasp on tactics and bargains in the transfer market) they shall be smote down by Arsene's great army of AKB's - And all AKB's shall be known y the wearing of rose tinted glasses and the wearing of attire (bought in his boutique - aka: The Armoury) that states "I Love AW".

And so it shall come to pass that SteveO shall hence forth be known as Father Bar-B-Que.

[OneBardGooner]

And should thouest sin against all that is Arsene ye shall suffer penitence in confession and kneel and profess mea culpa saying:

Five Hail Arsene's

Three stations of the P.Hill-Woods

and Six Save Our Holy Stan's

and then and only then will thou be allowed to pay a month's salary into the fund "Get Stan A Proper Syrup & Fig"

[Red Gunner]

[SteveO 35]

He's just heard that Arsene's signing for life !

[supergeorgegraham]

Think the club have done well so far this season but the Dortmand game showed us that we have a way to go. Defeats to Chelsea and Liverpool will see this bubble burst.
Hope we win both games but get the feeling we have managed to win all the easy games but the very good teams will beat us.