Oatcake Fanzine-The gift that won't stop giving

[topgoon]

I have to admit it's a bit sad but anytime I feel like a good laugh I head to the old Kunckle draggers cave hangout known as Oatcake fanzine....well it gives me a break from sipping coffees whilst reading the liberal pinko leftie papers all us Islington fannies read. I'll pretend I don't live in south London just for the benefit of the missing links at the Brit.

They have a thread that's in response to our win against Dortmund, which had me wetting myself laughing.
Apparently the tame Brit will have us all crying and wanting mummy when the missing links start singing a song made popular by a welsh bloke with a dodgy fro' that likes to think he's god's gift to Soul...aaah Delilah why oh why eh.

Anyway read it and enjoy http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thr ... 57/arsenal

[1989]

Seriously who cares about Stoke fucking City and what their fans say about us on their website?

[QuartzGooner]

One of them wrote: "I don't give a shit who wins the league. It's just not relevant to us and probably never will be."

Good.

[Red Gunner]

I enjoyed reading that thread

[REB]

some nice people on that forum

[DB10GOONER]

Uncle-fucking, sister-marrying inbreds every single last one of them.

The Ingerlish version of our own "culchies".

[spike241]

They do talk some bollocks

Didn't understand half of that to be honest but comparing our Dortmund win to their vague attempt at football was brilliant.
They also think we drag up Rambo's injury all the time but whenever I hear about it, it's from one of those *word censored* whining about poor little Ryan and the vicious witch hunt led by the media and our club

[Rosicky's Right Boot]

I see that they're still under the impression that they have an intimidating atmosphere. I've been to U10 matches that were scarier.

[Robin_L]

Some classic quotes on there from the Mongoloids, I choose this one as my favourite:-

"Great result for them last night and, let's face it, if they're unfazed by the atmosphere in Dortmund, they'll hardly be shitting themselves with fear at The Brit."

I'm almost in shock at this rare dose of realism from one of their supporters

[Ryanswannell]

If a Gooner was on fire.I wouldn't even piss on him to help put the flames out.

Maybe piss on the bit of him that wasn't on fire?

I'd pour petrol on, wait until the fire had all but disappeared, then piss on what was left.

Classy, as ever .

To be fair, you have to take your hats off for their way of trying to raise their clubs status by trying to establish a 'rivalry' with a good team.

[Red Snapper]

The definition of a virgin in Stoke is a ten year old who can run faster than her uncle. If God wanted to give the world an enema, He'd stick the tube in Stoke (or N17).

[Henry Norris 1913]

always harking back to the 71 and 72 semis, jesus christ they're a minor footnote in football history, who gives a shit. move on stoke ffs. would much prefer forest or derby in the prem, much better clubs.

[LDB]

My geography of Britain's shittest towns is a bit sketchy, do they have any local rivals of their own because I can't help but think they're trying desperately hard to 'adopt' us

[Perryashburtongroves]

Isn't there a BNP or EDL meeting which they should all be at?

[StuartL]

My geography of Britain's shittest towns is a bit sketchy, do they have any local rivals of their own because I .can't help but think they're trying desperately hard to 'adopt' us

Err yep its the mighty Port Vale.......which explains their need to find a fake rivalry to brighten up their mundane existence