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[topgoon]

We've got A big F**KING GERMAN 1-0 gERMANY

[Thierry 3-8-99]

We've got A big F**KING GERMAN 1-0 gERMANY

great head

[Henry Norris 1913]

lets see some more of that big Mert. great header

[SteveO 35]

France 2-0 benzema

Benzema isn't coming

Oops, sorry wrong thread

[flash gunner]

Go on Per

[rodders999]

In a horrific turn of events I've just sparked open a beer and broke my arsenal bottle opener that does the Anfield '89 commentary. Fucking gutted

[SteveO 35]

In a horrific turn of events I've just sparked open a beer and broke my arsenal bottle opener that does the Anfield '89 commentary. Fucking gutted

Yours lasted well.....mine snapped like that a couple of years ago

Not to worry though mate......I've heard there's a special "Arsene's 20 years" one planned for release in 2016

[SteveO 35]

Well played Gibraltar - a 0-0 draw against Slovakia in their first 'proper' game

They've overtaken Wales in the rankings now

[rodders999]

In a horrific turn of events I've just sparked open a beer and broke my arsenal bottle opener that does the Anfield '89 commentary. Fucking gutted

Yours lasted well.....mine snapped like that a couple of years ago

Not to worry though mate......I've heard there's a special "Arsene's 20 years" one planned for release in 2016

I can hear it now, bottle opens to the sound of "we were a little bit jaded physically"

[northbank123]

In a horrific turn of events I've just sparked open a beer and broke my arsenal bottle opener that does the Anfield '89 commentary. Fucking gutted

When I'm at home I often slam the cutlery/utensils drawer shut just because I know it will set the bottle opener off. Far too precious to actually risk opening bottles.

[topgoon]

In a horrific turn of events I've just sparked open a beer and broke my arsenal bottle opener that does the Anfield '89 commentary. Fucking gutted

When I'm at home I often slam the cutlery/utensils drawer shut just because I know it will set the bottle opener off. Far too precious to actually risk opening bottles.

Mine has never worked f'ing cheap piece of crap.

[topgoon]

Per getting lots of free headers in set pieces. The sh8te defender that is Smalling just can't cope with the BFG.

Ukraine are down to 10 men and still 2-0 down

And it's the Zlatan/Cristiano show in Sweden 2-1 on the night 2-2 on aggregate all four goals scored by the 2 ego men.

[topgoon]

In a premier league game or a competitive international, Lallana would have been sent off by now3/4 cynical fouls a couple of professional ones to boot.

If the Germans weren't so wasteful they'd be 3 or 4 goals clear by now.

[greengooner]

Per getting lots of free headers in set pieces. The sh8te defender that is Smalling just can't cope with the BFG.

Ukraine are down to 10 men and still 2-0 down

And it's the Zlatan/Cristiano show in Sweden 2-1 on the night 2-2 on aggregate all four goals scored by the 2 ego men.

3-2 to Portugal now.... Three goals for Ronaldo!

[topgoon]

And barring a typical French farce they're off to Brazil too.3-0, Sakho gets a 2nd goal.