SteveO's "It's a Gooner Christmas" thread

[SteveO 35]

I know you've all been waiting patiently for it......and here it is once more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxQ4Ul_DME

When the big clubs spend their dough
And we can’t get Ba on loan
He's put a great big smile on Stan Kroenke’s face
Higuain won’t be wearing red
We’re stuck with Super Nic instead
And John Cross goes and bores us
With the players who will never come our wayyyyyyy

Well I wish it could be Christmas every day
As we let in six when we play City away
Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day
So let the bells ring out for Christmas

Have we still got Ju Young Park?
Is Sanogo off the mark?
And the owner’s cheek to charge a ton for category A
And as the FA Cup gets near
We’ll see Flapper reappear
And we’ll get beat by Blackburn
And watch Lord Wenger throw the cups away….

Well I wish it could be Christmas every day
When we drop to fourth by the end of Boxing Day
Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day
So let the bells ring out for Christmas

When we say ‘he’s got to go’
Well he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on Mourinho's face
So when he signs that deal some day
All along Matt Busby Way
They’ll sing his name from the rooftops cause they know
Our captain doesn’t want to stay
Well I wish it could be Christmas every day
When Giroud needs resting and the Danish lump must play
Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day
So let the bells ring out for Christmas

Why don't you sign that deal this Christmas?

[QuartzGooner]

Prozac SteveO, Prozac.

[DB10GOONER]

Prozac SteveO, Prozac.

And lots of it.

[falkirk goon]

Bravo SteveO

[I Hate Hleb]

Superb.

[Leyton Gooner]

Christmas isn't coming

[DB10GOONER]

Gash.

[rodders999]

SteveO OUT

[scfc64]

That's very good Mr.SteveO. The theads and posts on here have been a good read as per usual this year,have good Christmas Goonies and a super 2014

[Red Gunner]

So is Santa coming?

[Brady's left peg]

[Herd]

And so you've got syphilis
and warts on your bum
At least your not tottenham
cos they are the scum

A very merry christmas
and happy new year
Lets hope we sell bendtner
in January next year

when Wenger is over peace will come
wengers over ah ahahaha

[SteveO 35]

Mariah sends her regards to Gooners everywhere.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

Ohhhhh……I don't want a lot for Christmas
Just one striker’s all I need
I don't care about midfielders
Or defenders who come free

I just want one who we own
Not a two bob *word censored* on loan
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Luuuuuuuu……….

I don't want a lot for Christmas
Just a striker’s all I need
And I don't care about free transfers
Snapped up from Lille or Nancy

I don't want Fat Nick, he’s shocking
Hull or Palace is his place
Sanogo won't make me happy
Will he ever play one day?

I want Luis for our own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Luuuuuu
Luuuuuu, baby

Oh, we won't ask for much this Christmas
Just for you to spend some dough
But you’re just gonna keep on waiting
For Chuba Akpom to grow

I have made a list and ripped it
There’s no players coming in
Rooney, Mata, Wilf and Draxler
And Gonzalo Higu-ain

Plays Jack Wilshere wide out right
At Man City we were shite
At least it weren’t eight twooooooo
Baby, all I want for Christmas is Luuuuu…..
Luuuu, baby

Oh, Arsene Wenger’s whining
‘Bout two days to prepare
When he signed Ju Young Park
Laughter filled the air

No new signings to bring in
The telephone’s not ringing
Wenger, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring Luis to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want play a big club
And get a fucking single draw

Oh, I just want Lu for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I want for Christmas is
Luuuuuu, baby

All I want for Christmas is Luuuu, baby
All I want for Christmas is Luuuu, baby
All I want for Christmas is Luuuu, baby
All I want for Christmas is Luuuu, baby

[Eboue-Why?]

Steve, I've said it once and I'll say it again. There is help out there for you...

[DB10GOONER]

Forget "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", this is a case of "How the Gash Stole Christmas".