SteveO's "It's a Gooner Christmas" thread

[SteveO 35]

Steve, I've said it once and I'll say it again. There is help out there for you...

The men in white coats aren't coming

[rodders999]

If Wenger signs Suarez in January I'll forgive him all previous indiscretions

[SteveO 35]

If Wenger signs Suarez in January I'll forgive him all previous indiscretions

Suarez isn't coming

More Xmas songs from SteveO are coming

[rodders999]

More Xmas songs from SteveO are coming

[I Hate Hleb]

Mariah sends her regards to Gooners everywhere.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

Ohhhhh……I don't want a lot for Christmas
Just one striker’s all I need
I don't care about midfielders
Or defenders who come free

I just want one who we own
Not a two bob *word censored* on loan
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Luuuuuuuu……….

I don't want a lot for Christmas
Just a striker’s all I need
And I don't care about free transfers
Snapped up from Lille or Nancy

I don't want Fat Nick, he’s shocking
Hull or Palace is his place
Sanogo won't make me happy
Will he ever play one day?

I want Luis for our own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Luuuuuu
Luuuuuu, baby

Oh, we won't ask for much this Christmas
Just for you to spend some dough
But you’re just gonna keep on waiting
For Chuba Akpom to grow

I have made a list and ripped it
There’s no players coming in
Rooney, Mata, Wilf and Draxler
And Gonzalo Higu-ain

Plays Jack Wilshere wide out right
At Man City we were shite
At least it weren’t eight twooooooo
Baby, all I want for Christmas is Luuuuu…..
Luuuu, baby

Oh, Arsene Wenger’s whining
‘Bout two days to prepare
When he signed Ju Young Park
Laughter filled the air

No new signings to bring in
The telephone’s not ringing
Wenger, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring Luis to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want play a big club
And get a fucking single draw

Oh, I just want Lu for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I want for Christmas is
Luuuuuu, baby

All I want for Christmas is Luuuu, baby
All I want for Christmas is Luuuu, baby
All I want for Christmas is Luuuu, baby
All I want for Christmas is Luuuu, baby

They just get better and better!!

You've definitely missed your vocation in life SteveO. Bloody marvelous!!

[Bradywasking]

" It's Christmas time,
And there is every need to be afraid,
We went to Manchester
and nearly conceded another eight." .

[Theoperator]

You just need a performance on youtube Steve

[clockender1]

kwality steve.

[OneBardGooner]

Steve, I've said it once and I'll say it again. There is help out there for you...

naaah mate he's beyond that - that's what happens when you believe in Wenger!


HAPPY CRIMBO FELLOW GOONERS !!!

[OneBardGooner]

If Wenger signs Suarez in January I'll forgive him all previous indiscretions

WHAT!!???

Even the (alleged) one with the french female DJ?

[SteveO 35]

Happy Christmas my fellow Gooners

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q

December twenty three babe,
And the team sank
My old man said to me,
I'm sure he'll sign someone
And then he sang a song
About There’s Only One
I turned my face away
And sat in block two

His contract’s nearly run
But here’s another one!
I've got a feeling
He’ll sign another two
So happy Christmas
I love you Arsene
I can see a shitty time
Cos we’re stuck with you

We’re the Arse
We’ve got class
We’ve got big Stevie Bould
But we’re stuck with Lord Wenger
And it’s same old, same old

When you first took their cash
On the new season’s Eve
You promised them signings
Signed Yaya for free

Negredo, joined City
We’ve got Nic, please take pity
When the kids finished playing
He howled for Akpom
The Jan window’s swinging
No new signings he’s bringing
We diss Theo’s corners
Cos there proper shite

The boys of the Block Two choir
All still singing loud in May
And the bells are ringing
For fourth place day

Nic’s a bum
He’s a drunk
Wrapped his car round a trunk
And we heard what he said
Should have joined Hull instead

You cheapskate
You maggot
Eight million pay packet
Happy Christmas Lord Arse
I pray God
It's our last

The boys of the Block Two choir
Sing ‘There’s Only One’ all day
And the bells are ringing
Cos Arsene stays !

He could have signed someone
But then he signed no-one
He took my dreams
From me when fishing in Ligue Deux
Now we’ll watch Akpom play
Maybe Henry on loan
Plays Giroud all alone
While still dreaming of Kalou

The boys of the Block Two choir
Still say ‘judge Arsene in May’
And the team concede six more
To the Mancs away

[StuartL]

Happy Christmas my fellow Gooners

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q

December twenty three babe,
And the team sank
My old man said to me,
I'm sure he'll sign someone
And then he sang a song
About There’s Only One
I turned my face away
And sat in block two

His contract’s nearly run
But here’s another one!
I've got a feeling
He’ll sign another two
So happy Christmas
I love you Arsene
I can see a shitty time
Cos we’re stuck with you

We’re the Arse
We’ve got class
We’ve got big Stevie Bould
But we’re stuck with Lord Wenger
And it’s same old, same old

When you first took their cash
On the new season’s Eve
You promised them signings
Signed Yaya for free

Negredo, joined City
We’ve got Nic, please take pity
When the kids finished playing
He howled for Akpom
The Jan window’s swinging
No new signings he’s bringing
We diss Theo’s corners
Cos there proper shite

The boys of the Block Two choir
All still singing loud in May
And the bells are ringing
For fourth place day

Nic’s a bum
He’s a drunk
Wrapped his car round a trunk
And we heard what he said
Should have joined Hull instead

You cheapskate
You maggot
Eight million pay packet
Happy Christmas Lord Arse
I pray God
It's our last

The boys of the Block Two choir
Sing ‘There’s Only One’ all day
And the bells are ringing
Cos Arsene stays !

He could have signed someone
But then he signed no-one
He took my dreams
From me when fishing in Ligue Deux
Now we’ll watch Akpom play
Maybe Henry on loan
Plays Giroud all alone
While still dreaming of Kalou

The boys of the Block Two choir
Still say ‘judge Arsene in May’
And the team concede six more
To the Mancs away

[SteveO 35]

Rudolph isn't coming