Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[TurnipMasher]

Long may the reign of Gollum the Destroyer last!

[Dan_85]

Not sure if its just me though but every time they lose I get a dual reaction of laughter and fucking despair that we were so bloody lame and cowardly when we went up there

This. Look at the teams who've gone there and taken points this season and compare it to our pathetic showing.

[SteveO 35]

Even funnier is that United's recent transfer market competence and the noises Moyes is making sound strangely familiar to us

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25616840

Manchester United boss David Moyes says he may struggle to strengthen his squad in January because there are not many suitable players available to sign in the mid-season transfer window.

He said a lack of new faces would "not be because we don't want to do it".

"We would like to bring people in but are those players available?" he added.

Keep going Moyesie - we just need the lines about the two transfer markets, dizzying prices, and the most important priority to be keeping the players you already have.......and I'll have every confidence that you're turning them into genuine contenders for our virtual trophy over the next 6 years

[goonertux]

it is good to see their demise continue

still think they will win the Capital One Cup though which will be one more than we manage

I think the Capital One Cup will bring them more pain. They'll probably make the final against Citeh, who will murder them by 3 or 4. All those fans travelling up from Devon and the South only to be humiliated and sent home crying! Bring it on!

[clockender1]

i'm not sure if this will be a long term thing - it depends on whether they make 4th - if they don't, the real top talent is not going to be interested unless the wages are astronomical.

unfortunately united also do have the financial firepower to distort the market and pay whatever sellers want - it all depends on how astute their signings are - they need two top class CB's, a top class DM and couple of creative Midfielders and another striker.

i think we are just about to find out how financially sound the glazers are - if they spend big and miss the CL anyway and ticket sales plummet (lost 5 of the last 6 at OT....) they could well be another leeds...

btw they have swansea again on Saturday. followed by the Chavs away.

[GranadaJoe]

manure have always been prepared to spend big, but it will be much harder for them to attract the very best talent who will be able to earn just as much at the Chavs or Citeh (or Madrid, Barca, Bayern, PSG) and get to play CL football.

If they can't get a couple of top players in now I can't see them getting into the top 4. I'm guessing that the top three will be us, Citeh and the Chavs, leaving Everton, the Victims, Manure and the Scum to fight it out for the Virtual Trophy.

I can't wait to see it.

[Dan_85]

DAVID MOYES - The Record Breaker!

(1) Everton's first win at Old Trafford after 21 years.
(2) Newcastle United's first win at Old Trafford after 41 years.
(3) West Brom's first win at Old Trafford after 35 years.
(4) Man United's worst start after six games since 1989/1990.
(5) Swansea's first ever win at Old Trafford.

[olgitgooner]

[Ryanswannell]

I'm loving every point they drop and those bastardfucks deserve it. As unlikely as it is to happen, I hope they crash and burn each season until they end up being relegated. I hate these pricks and their cunty, smug, holier than thou fans more than I dislike spurs, so fuck 'em if it does happen.

Really want to go to the Utd. game in Feb and I hope we fuck them up and send them home crying.

[green gooner]

Manchester United used to be a Goliath in the world of football, then along came David......

Tetley have stopped production of their Manchester United branded tea bags, they just will not stay in the cup!

[TurnipMasher]

[SteveO 35]

Januzaj just had a goal disallowed

Shame for the commentator who had nearly splashed his load all over the commentary box the minute the ball hit the net

[LDB]

Moyes just doesn't have what it takes to manage utd, far too negative and predictable. They'll probably beat Sunderland in the end but before the tie he was talking about "hoping to get something from the first leg". It's fucking Sunderland, he should be expecting his players to go out and get the tie won tonight. There's no dynamism to their attacking play it seems to be 1) get the ball wide, 2) ????????????????????????

The brilliant thing is that the mancs are so far up their own backside and have spent so long congratulating themselves for not sacking slur alex that one time that Moyes is going to get time

[Ryanswannell]

Ha ha, those cuntybollocks' from manchester are behind to Sunderland!

[mcdowell42]

Sunderland 1-0