Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[Top Londoner]

Well, I'm still laughing!

This ^^^^^

Only I am like the laughing policeman.
It's rather like watching a drowning rat.
Die you bastard. Die

[SteveO 35]

Well, I'm still laughing!

This ^^^^^

Only I am like the laughing policeman.
It's rather like watching a drowning rat.
Die you bastard. Die

Wenger, Gazidis and Wiggy will be praying for a Chavski win. That together with Everton dropping points on Monday night will mean that the wet dream of the Virtual Trophy is a step nearer

[Top Londoner]

Well, I'm still laughing!

This ^^^^^

Only I am like the laughing policeman.
It's rather like watching a drowning rat.
Die you bastard. Die

Wenger, Gazidis and Wiggy will be praying for a Chavski win. That together with Everton dropping points on Monday night will mean that the wet dream of the Virtual Trophy is a step nearer

Is it bad that I just had a 'moist moment' at the mention of the VT ??

[SteveO 35]

Well, I'm still laughing!

This ^^^^^

Only I am like the laughing policeman.
It's rather like watching a drowning rat.
Die you bastard. Die

Wenger, Gazidis and Wiggy will be praying for a Chavski win. That together with Everton dropping points on Monday night will mean that the wet dream of the Virtual Trophy is a step nearer

Is it bad that I just had a 'moist moment' at the mention of the VT ??

Not at all - every time I think of Carrow Road in May, I have to make sure I know where the tissues are

[Top Londoner]

Well, I'm still laughing!

This ^^^^^

Only I am like the laughing policeman.
It's rather like watching a drowning rat.
Die you bastard. Die

Wenger, Gazidis and Wiggy will be praying for a Chavski win. That together with Everton dropping points on Monday night will mean that the wet dream of the Virtual Trophy is a step nearer

Is it bad that I just had a 'moist moment' at the mention of the VT ??

Not at all - every time I think of Carrow Road in May, I have to make sure I know where the tissues are

Carrow rd or Portman rd, do it like an east Anglian. Wet ones not required

[Chippy]

Going round a chav mate's house to watch this afternoon's game. Really don't know what result I want here. Think on balance I want the mancs to lose just so I can continue to wind up the plastic Surrey Mancs I know!

[GranadaJoe]

As always when close rivals are playing each other I want 0-0, 2 sent off, 2 carried off.

I too want the Mancs to suffer, and while a draw might boost their morale a bit, one point will do nothing for their league position, so a draw would suit us best.

[Bradywasking]

I would rather United win the Virtual trophy than the Victims...for the Mancs to finish fourth it would highlight how far they had fallen and wouldn't give their plastics much to shout about, on the other hand if the victims were to reach Champions league it would be unbearable .."back where we belong " and all that. DB10 etc will understand how frustrating it is to listen to plastic 'Pool fans and plastic United fans in Dublin/Ireland.
Ideal scenario would be top three as it stands now with Everton getting the VT..That would be the ultimate kick in the teeth for Moyes.

BWK - have you noticed the serious downturn in the amount of manure jerseys and tracksuit tops/jackets around Dublin lately? Fucking city used to be crawling with them... not anymore...

Received an e.mail from a travel company taht I have used in the past. they run boat/coach trips to Arsenal games in North of England also do Victim and Man ure package. didn't read the e.mail but it did offer me Man Utd v Cardiff for €89 ...says a lot .

[markyp]

looked at the table this morning and it is it is finally starting to fragment a little ,if chavs lose today they will be 5 off the top with us and city seeing day light,if they win utd will be 14 off top,its a win win this arvo

[SteveO 35]

looked at the table this morning and it is it is finally starting to fragment a little ,if chavs lose today they will be 5 off the top with us and city seeing day light,if they win utd will be 14 off top,its a win win this arvo

Not only that but in a fortnight's time its City v Chavski.....so a chance that the gap could be wider still if we can beat Saints and Palace in that time.

I love a two horse race. Last time we were in one we came fourth

[Zimgooner]

How on God's earth did we lose to this shower of shit? These lot are dire I tell you.

[SteveO 35]

How on God's earth did we lose to this shower of shit? These lot are dire I tell you.

Because we're absolutely fucking spineless when it comes to the big games....and NOTHING has changed in that regard this season

United are playing against them like we did in the League Cup

[Midz]

looked at the table this morning and it is it is finally starting to fragment a little ,if chavs lose today they will be 5 off the top with us and city seeing day light,if they win utd will be 14 off top,its a win win this arvo

It'd be better if Chelsea lost but that doesn't look like it'll happen.

It does show though that Man Utd are a shadow of the team that won the league last year and we should've beaten them.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Come on guys in fairness they have two of the best strikers in world football missing today so no comparison to when we played them tbf.

[A11M11]

Shame it didn't go on for another half hour . They might have killed each other.