Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[clockender1]

A great result for Moyes - they won but go out on pens.

I'm not sure how the mata signing helps them - who wins the ball for mata ? Who protects the creaking back four ?

What's Spanish for 'enjoy the Europa Cup' ?

[goonertux]

I never thought there would be so much ammo when I started this thread. It just gets better and better! Gutted when Johnson missed his pen, but then the little Brazilian cheat just topped it off! Fantastic. One more route to Europe cut off, although it would have been fun watching them drawn against Dynamo Bollockski or other European heavyweights. What a shower of shite!

[T.S]

Absolutely delighted for Vito!

[SteveO 35]

Yet more comedy material from OT. There'll be getting their own slot on Comedy Central soon !

[DB10GOONER]

I'm still laughing.

Well played yet again, Agent Moyes.

The fucking dearth of Manure jerseys in Dublin at the moment is amazing. Fucking city used to look like match day at Old Shatford!

Where the fuck have all these die-hard lifelong... oh, right.

[Bradywasking]

What's Spanish for 'enjoy the Europa Cup' ?

What's the Spanish for "I'm busy on Thursday evenings "?

I'm still laughing.

The fucking dearth of Manure jerseys in Dublin at the moment is amazing. Fucking city used to look like match day at Old Shatford!

Where the fuck have all these die-hard lifelong... oh, right.

For every Arsenal fan or genuine fans of any club (including Man Utd) who have had to listen to the boastful ignorance of morons, who didn't know who United's manager was before Whiskey Nose or who didn't know there was a United before Sky TV , this is your time.. Big problem is that the won't care because they have probably moved onto another bandwagon by now...
Gooner friend of mine told me that a work colleague of his had gone over to Old Trafford recently , he had a spare ticket but couldn't get rid of it.

[Perryashburtongroves]

It'just gets funnier and funnier each week.
Looks like they're going to try and do the same thing they did with Ferguscum and give Moyes millions of pounds to try to spend his way out of the hole. Problem is for them that Moyes is a buffoon and nobody of any note knows who he is or wants to play for him. Not that I really care or give a shit because I'm just enjoying every bit of their misery at the moment. Long may it continue.

[rigsby]

Thing is, they could give Moyes all the money in the world, his tactics and approach are still incredibly small time.

[Peeman]

A big thank you to Fat Dowd (the cowardly bastard) for not sending off that little bollocks who fluffed the last peno

[Top Londoner]

My life is getting better every ninety minutes, or so

WENGER OUT

[augie]

Thing is, they could give Moyes all the money in the world, his tactics and approach are still incredibly small time.

As was ours when we went to old shatford and napoli

[DB10GOONER]

Thing is, they could give Moyes all the money in the world, his tactics and approach are still incredibly small time.

As was ours when we went to old shatford and napoli

Hey! Hey you, muthafucka!! This is a "laugh at the Filth" thread - keep your reality-based whining to the other 300 "we are fucked" threads please!

[TurnipMasher]

"Manchester United fan calls
999 asking for Alex
Ferguson"


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-25858527

[Ryanswannell]

"Manchester United fan calls
999 asking for Alex
Ferguson"


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-25858527

I know it could have had a consequence on real life or death matters, but

[Theoperator]

"Manchester United fan calls
999 asking for Alex
Ferguson"


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-25858527

I know it could have had a consequence on real life or death matters, but

After being asked if he needed to report a crime, the caller replied: "Yes, a crime. I want to report a crime. The crime is that Manchester United were absolutely knackered."

The only surprise for me is that the caller was in the Manchester area- thats WRONG, it must have been Surrey surely