"Special" Media Conference called for Monday - PUMA

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Luis Boa Morte - little bit stopgap.

It's Puma I think.

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I have inside info on this:

It is a double unveiling of Draxler and Vucinic on top of a new deal for Wenger. Draxler will be signed for £38.4m rising to £42.6 based on success and Vucinic is on a loan with option to buy. Draxler will wear the number 18 shirt symboliing how much he's really worth and Vucinic will borrow the number 2 shirt from Diaby - who won't play at all this season - to symbolise how many goal he will more than likely score in his first time in England at the grand old age of 30.

Wenger will be appointed Grand Chief Executive, a role surpassing the one held by dear uncle Ivan, to become his boss to ensure deals like Ozil only come but once in a tenure. Wenger's new role will involve a native American head dress which shall be worn at every AGM and press conference.

A grand time to be an Arsenal fan :barscarf:

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wengers new contract !!??

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:I have inside info on this:

It is a double unveiling of Draxler and Vucinic on top of a new deal for Wenger. Draxler will be signed for £38.4m rising to £42.6 based on success and Vucinic is on a loan with option to buy. Draxler will wear the number 18 shirt symboliing how much he's really worth and Vucinic will borrow the number 2 shirt from Diaby - who won't play at all this season - to symbolise how many goal he will more than likely score in his first time in England at the grand old age of 30.

Wenger will be appointed Grand Chief Executive, a role surpassing the one held by dear uncle Ivan, to become his boss to ensure deals like Ozil only come but once in a tenure. Wenger's new role will involve a native American head dress which shall be worn at every AGM and press conference.

A grand time to be an Arsenal fan :barscarf:
Total BS!
Diaby's already lost the number 2 shirt. He's 24 now ;)

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spike241 wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:I have inside info on this:

It is a double unveiling of Draxler and Vucinic on top of a new deal for Wenger. Draxler will be signed for £38.4m rising to £42.6 based on success and Vucinic is on a loan with option to buy. Draxler will wear the number 18 shirt symboliing how much he's really worth and Vucinic will borrow the number 2 shirt from Diaby - who won't play at all this season - to symbolise how many goal he will more than likely score in his first time in England at the grand old age of 30.

Wenger will be appointed Grand Chief Executive, a role surpassing the one held by dear uncle Ivan, to become his boss to ensure deals like Ozil only come but once in a tenure. Wenger's new role will involve a native American head dress which shall be worn at every AGM and press conference.

A grand time to be an Arsenal fan :barscarf:
Total BS!
Diaby's already lost the number 2 shirt. He's 24 now ;)

I beg your pardon, Diaby willl always be a number 2 as far as I'm concerned. 8)

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I can only assume that FIFA have realised their mistake and that and are giving Nicklas Bendtner his world player of the year award on Monday.

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rodders999 wrote:
spike241 wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:I have inside info on this:

It is a double unveiling of Draxler and Vucinic on top of a new deal for Wenger. Draxler will be signed for £38.4m rising to £42.6 based on success and Vucinic is on a loan with option to buy. Draxler will wear the number 18 shirt symboliing how much he's really worth and Vucinic will borrow the number 2 shirt from Diaby - who won't play at all this season - to symbolise how many goal he will more than likely score in his first time in England at the grand old age of 30.

Wenger will be appointed Grand Chief Executive, a role surpassing the one held by dear uncle Ivan, to become his boss to ensure deals like Ozil only come but once in a tenure. Wenger's new role will involve a native American head dress which shall be worn at every AGM and press conference.

A grand time to be an Arsenal fan :barscarf:
Total BS!
Diaby's already lost the number 2 shirt. He's 24 now ;)

I beg your pardon, Diaby willl always be a number 2 as far as I'm concerned. 8)
"Number one is Abou Vassiriki Diaby,
Number two is Abou Vassiriki Diaby,
Number three is Abou Vassirik Diaby
etc etc..."

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Dan_85 wrote:
rodders999 wrote:
spike241 wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:I have inside info on this:

It is a double unveiling of Draxler and Vucinic on top of a new deal for Wenger. Draxler will be signed for £38.4m rising to £42.6 based on success and Vucinic is on a loan with option to buy. Draxler will wear the number 18 shirt symboliing how much he's really worth and Vucinic will borrow the number 2 shirt from Diaby - who won't play at all this season - to symbolise how many goal he will more than likely score in his first time in England at the grand old age of 30.

Wenger will be appointed Grand Chief Executive, a role surpassing the one held by dear uncle Ivan, to become his boss to ensure deals like Ozil only come but once in a tenure. Wenger's new role will involve a native American head dress which shall be worn at every AGM and press conference.

A grand time to be an Arsenal fan :barscarf:
Total BS!
Diaby's already lost the number 2 shirt. He's 24 now ;)

I beg your pardon, Diaby willl always be a number 2 as far as I'm concerned. 8)
"Number one is Abou Vassiriki Diaby,
Number two is Abou Vassiriki Diaby,
Number three is Abou Vassirik Diaby
etc etc..."

You'd need 11 of the fcuker to come up with one fit player :roll:

:wink:

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Dan_85 wrote:"Number one is Abou Vassiriki Diaby,
Number two is Abou Vassiriki Diaby,
Number three is Abou Vassirik Diaby
etc etc..."
What happened to the last letter in number three's middle name? Did it get injured?

:lol:

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spike241 wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:I have inside info on this:

It is a double unveiling of Draxler and Vucinic on top of a new deal for Wenger. Draxler will be signed for £38.4m rising to £42.6 based on success and Vucinic is on a loan with option to buy. Draxler will wear the number 18 shirt symboliing how much he's really worth and Vucinic will borrow the number 2 shirt from Diaby - who won't play at all this season - to symbolise how many goal he will more than likely score in his first time in England at the grand old age of 30.

Wenger will be appointed Grand Chief Executive, a role surpassing the one held by dear uncle Ivan, to become his boss to ensure deals like Ozil only come but once in a tenure. Wenger's new role will involve a native American head dress which shall be worn at every AGM and press conference.

A grand time to be an Arsenal fan :barscarf:
Total BS!
Diaby's already lost the number 2 shirt. He's 24 now ;)
Oh shit! :oops: I didn't even know the fucker was still alive let alone what number he is :roll: :lol:
Red Gunner wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:"Number one is Abou Vassiriki Diaby,
Number two is Abou Vassiriki Diaby,
Number three is Abou Vassirik Diaby
etc etc..."
What happened to the last letter in number three's middle name? Did it get injured?

:lol:
:coffeespit:

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rodders999 wrote:
I beg your pardon, Diaby willl always be a number 2 as far as I'm concerned. 8)
You're not wrong there :D

I don't know if he is actually alive. He's listed in the Arsenal squad but I haven't seen him for years

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I am certain it will be Wengers new contract

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rodders999 wrote:
spike241 wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:I have inside info on this:

It is a double unveiling of Draxler and Vucinic on top of a new deal for Wenger. Draxler will be signed for £38.4m rising to £42.6 based on success and Vucinic is on a loan with option to buy. Draxler will wear the number 18 shirt symboliing how much he's really worth and Vucinic will borrow the number 2 shirt from Diaby - who won't play at all this season - to symbolise how many goal he will more than likely score in his first time in England at the grand old age of 30.

Wenger will be appointed Grand Chief Executive, a role surpassing the one held by dear uncle Ivan, to become his boss to ensure deals like Ozil only come but once in a tenure. Wenger's new role will involve a native American head dress which shall be worn at every AGM and press conference.

A grand time to be an Arsenal fan :barscarf:
Total BS!
Diaby's already lost the number 2 shirt. He's 24 now ;)

I beg your pardon, Diaby willl always be a number 2 as far as I'm concerned. 8)
Have to admit I laughed out loud at that one, Rodders! :lol: :oops: :lol:

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Isnt it obvious tht it will be the unveiling of our new striker Sanagoo who we bought through the internal transfer market.

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didn't we have a 'special' media announcemnet for the jack, aaron and gibbs contracts ?

its a big FO to the fans from Wenger - we spend the transfer window re-signing our own players while our rivals crop the cream of Europe :banghead:

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