thur joke

Post by **REB** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:07 am

Infant school teacher in Toxteth asks the children in the class who supports Liverpool ?
the whole class put their hands up except for little billy
so the teacher asked billy who he supported "Stoke City" said billy proudly
why do you support them when you could support your local team Liverpool ?
billy replies my parents both come from Stoke and support them so so do i
the teacher said to billy you do not have to copy your parents what would you do if your mother was a prostitute and your father was a burglar ?
Billy replies support Liverpool like the rest of you *word censored*

tenementfunster5 · Post by **tenementfunster5** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:12 am

lol

MizzNaughty · Post by **MizzNaughty** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:16 am

haha!

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:21 am

That brightened my day up

Mrs Gus (Doris) · Post by **Mrs Gus (Doris)** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:50 am

Harry has tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits watching the game, a man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," says Harry. "That seat is empty."

"That's incredible," says the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final and not use it?"

"Well, my wife was supposed to be here with me, but she passed away," replies Harry.

"I'm sorry to hear that," says the man. "But couldn't you find a friend or relative to take the seat?"

Harry shakes his head: "No, they're all at the funeral."

Pancho · Post by **Pancho** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:50 am

Morning all!!!... a gloriuos day up here in gods own city...and i am certainly looking forward to a couple of days in balmy Barcalona

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:52 am

oh dear

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:05 am

Pancho wrote:Morning all!!!... a gloriuos day up here in gods own city...and i am certainly looking forward to a couple of days in balmy Barcalona

If I was you Pancho I would go to BarcElona instead or you might miss the game

lincs123 · Post by **lincs123** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:18 am

'Where do spiders play football?'

'Webley'

worst joke ever haha

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:41 am

lincs123 wrote:'Where do spiders play football?'

'Webley'

worst joke ever haha

Agreed, thats shocking!

demzy · Post by **demzy** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:57 am

Rebels joke is by far the best one, couldnt stop laughing

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:00 pm

lincs123 wrote:'Where do spiders play football?'

'Webley'

worst joke ever haha

Can someone ban Lincs for this joke?

burns718 · Post by **burns718** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:03 pm

wats licking ya sister out and non-alcoholic beer got in comon

it tastes the same but somehow just isnt right

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:10 pm

burns718 wrote:wats licking ya sister out and non-alcoholic beer got in comon

it tastes the same but somehow just isnt right

That's second time you've said it, your fave joke

burns718 · Post by **burns718** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:11 pm

i jus like non- acl beer lol