The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

[mcdowell42]

have you tried buying her a sewing machine

[DB10GOONER]

666. Pardew. No mark, self-important, self-agrandising fucking arsehole of a manager.

Wave your notebook at the 100K you just gave away you plank.

[g88ner]

667. The Lewin brothers

668. Jack - look at me hobbling around in a friendly - Wilshere

[arseofacrow]

669. Frank

[franksav63]

670. Arthofacrow

[DB10GOONER]

670. Arthofacrow

Yeth - what a lithping lethbian bathdard!

[Theoperator]

680. BT what a heap of turd on the era of technology.

So... phone fault at home reported Monday 12 days ago, get random calls on mobile saying its all my fault as the phone lines faulty in the tree in our garden and its way over £100 to fix, payable by us.
Then more random calls- the fault is furthur away and it will be fixed "tomorrow" three days in a row, now fault is "too dangerous" to fix at the moment.

Jeez if I catch the scumbag who filled the hole round the telegraph pole with water and piranha fish I will ram DB10s used statue pole up them.

Meantime, no line nor internet still, cant watch any corkbarry pics or waste my weekend on BT sport this weekend at work.

still.

The phone line repair is not coming

[olgitgooner]

672. Credit card/debit card wankers.

These twats have no cash to buy a newspaper and a packet of crisps. And are quite happy to make everyone in the queue behind them wait for the fucking transaction to be processed.

I believe Frank may have mentioned this before.

[mcdowell42]

People who are at checkout with their shopping who suddenly remember they forgot something and leave all their shopping on the checkout counter to go get wht they forgot,whike holding up everybody behind them.

Shop assistants who answer the phone while serving customers.

[franksav63]

672. Credit card/debit card wankers.

These twats have no cash to buy a newspaper and a packet of crisps. And are quite happy to make everyone in the queue behind them wait for the fucking transaction to be processed.

I believe Frank may have mentioned this before.

One of my big bugbears this Kev, why or why don't they have cash only tills or limit the debit card payment to a £10 or £20 minimum, they're really a bunch of *word censored* who use debit cards for every little thing these days!!

[franksav63]

670. Arthofacrow

Yeth - what a lithping lethbian bathdard!

[Henry Norris 1913]

673- Theoperator "if once playing for a club under a manager who still works their invalidates their opinion on said manager then supporters opinions are also invalid"...no

[armchair]

674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

[arseofacrow]

670. Arthofacrow

Yeth - what a lithping lethbian bathdard!

You have to know when to stop mate.

[DB10GOONER]

670. Arthofacrow

Yeth - what a lithping lethbian bathdard!

You have to know when to thtop mate.

You think?