It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Am I the only one who read the first line of armchairs rant and zoned out fantasising about MILFs?
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Am I the only one who read the first line of armchairs rant and zoned out fantasising about MILFs?
I started fantasising about MILFs but then started thinking of my mum as she goes to the vast majority of games. And now I am filled with shame, regret and confusion
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Am I the only one who read the first line of armchairs rant and zoned out fantasising about MILFs?
I started fantasising about MILFs but then started thinking of my mum as she goes to the vast majority of games. And now I am filled with shame, regret and confusion
Now you're going to get loads of people (you know who you are) asking you to post photos!
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Am I the only one who read the first line of armchairs rant and zoned out thinking that an armchair needs a cushion and a cushion needs a cover and to sew that cover one would need a sewing machine?
Barcelona midfielder Alex Song, 26, says he never wanted to leave Arsenal but has hinted he would be open to a move to Manchester United if he leaves Spain in the summer.
He's full of shit that little crunt, didn't he turn around in an interview last week saying that Wenger initially blocked Barca's bid for him but then he said he wanted to go?
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:673- Theoperator "if once playing for a club under a manager who still works their invalidates their opinion on said manager then supporters opinions are also invalid"...no
674 - Henry Norris for misquoting and misunderstanding the point
675 British gas - amateur hour there. Had to fix boiler myself last night as they wouldn't come out to repair it they had broke it yesterday afternoon. Tried to charge £600 to flush radiators which broke last time they came.
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Am I the only one who read the first line of armchairs rant and zoned out thinking that an armchair needs a cushion and a cushion needs a cover and to sew that cover one would need a sewing machine?
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Satire right? Has to be. Or it's the most uneducated, uncaring drivel I've ever read.
Kids need a supporter son, a friendly one too. Not some bloke cunting them off cos they fucked something up.
Someone who's got their back and will cheer from first whistle to last.
From my experience, moms are the best for this.
And if their kids scores, the titties are bouncing up and down long after the net has stopped rippling.
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Satire right? Has to be. Or it's the most uneducated, uncaring drivel I've ever read.
Kids need a supporter son, a friendly one too. Not some bloke cunting them off cos they fucked something up.
Someone who's got their back and will cheer from first whistle to last.
From my experience, moms are the best for this.
And if their kids scores, the titties are bouncing up and down long after the net has stopped rippling.
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Satire right? Has to be. Or it's the most uneducated, uncaring drivel I've ever read.
Kids need a supporter son, a friendly one too. Not some bloke cunting them off cos they fucked something up.
Someone who's got their back and will cheer from first whistle to last.
From my experience, moms are the best for this.
And if their kids scores, the titties are bouncing up and down long after the net has stopped rippling.
Not in my experience - They usually miss any goals because they are updating facebook on their phones saying how cold they are.
Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.
When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.
If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .
Satire right? Has to be. Or it's the most uneducated, uncaring drivel I've ever read.
Kids need a supporter son, a friendly one too. Not some bloke cunting them off cos they fucked something up.
Someone who's got their back and will cheer from first whistle to last.
From my experience, moms are the best for this.
And if their kids scores, the titties are bouncing up and down long after the net has stopped rippling.
Not in my experience - They usually miss any goals because they are updating facebook on their phones saying how cold they are.
) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.
asking you to post photos! 
