Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Re: Bendtner; The Leg-end

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DB10GOONER wrote:
remigardeshair wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:http://news.arseblog.com/2014/03/bendtn ... m=facebook

“I locked the doors and windows, but Bendtner was out by the side window and began to unbutton his pants. He also took out his belt and began to whip the car while he rubbed his abdomen against the window and yelled that he will f*ck me.
I will go to extreme lengths to be accepted into the clique :shock:
:shock:

You don't pick the clique. The clique picks you. 8)

Huh, fucking LOL.
I think DB10 means members of the clique are like Catholic priests.

:shock:
:lol:

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Re: Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Top Londoner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
remigardeshair wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:http://news.arseblog.com/2014/03/bendtn ... m=facebook

“I locked the doors and windows, but Bendtner was out by the side window and began to unbutton his pants. He also took out his belt and began to whip the car while he rubbed his abdomen against the window and yelled that he will f*ck me.
I will go to extreme lengths to be accepted into the clique :shock:
:shock:

You don't pick the clique. The clique picks you. 8)

Huh, fucking LOL.
I think DB10 means members of the clique are like Catholic priests.

:shock:
:lol:
The Priest at "Our Holy Fathers" primary school has allowed the children to shave his hair for charity,.....in a statement to the local paper he said "It did feel strange at first,but i'm getting used to it,and it does make my Cock look bigger".

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Top Londoner you left out two words from your post one rhymes with wanker and the other with drought. 8)

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Re: Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Top Londoner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
remigardeshair wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:http://news.arseblog.com/2014/03/bendtn ... m=facebook

“I locked the doors and windows, but Bendtner was out by the side window and began to unbutton his pants. He also took out his belt and began to whip the car while he rubbed his abdomen against the window and yelled that he will f*ck me.
I will go to extreme lengths to be accepted into the clique :shock:
:shock:

You don't pick the clique. The clique picks you. 8)

Huh, fucking LOL.
I think DB10 means members of the clique are like Catholic priests.

:shock:
:lol:
:lol:

But seriously, haven't you got some Australian bloke's cock to be sucking there? :rubchin:

:-P :wink:

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So we'll add this to the list including fall out of a bar with his jeans round his ankles, smashing his car into a tree, showing off his Paddy Power pants, turning up for training 2 stone overweight after being on loan for 2 years.....need we go on

The day this useless wanker's contract expires I'll raise a glass. He'll be as sorely missed as Denilson

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SteveO 35 wrote:So we'll add this to the list including fall out of a bar with his jeans round his ankles, smashing his car into a tree, showing off his Paddy Power pants, turning up for training 2 stone overweight after being on loan for 2 years.....need we go on

The day this useless wanker's contract expires I'll raise a glass. He'll be as sorely missed as Denilson and diaby

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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bendtner is footballs Amanda Bynes - found out an early age, went shitbag crazy - face piercings, throwing bongs at coppers...

ironically, she is now at fashion school. which is where Bendy will probably end up.

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clockender1 wrote:bendtner is footballs Amanda Bynes - found out an early age, went shitbag crazy - face piercings, throwing bongs at coppers...

ironically, she is now at fashion school. which is where Bendy will probably end up.
Sorry, but who the fuck is Amanda Bynes? :rubchin: Actually, the fact I have to ask that questions says everything really. :lol:

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She was the hot 'Christian' Blonde in Emma Stones film Easy A - ms Stone was in Superbad too.

Anyway, as the other actresses in the film got hotter and went on to be more successful, this chick lost it, lots of shit on twitter - pierced her cheeks , stole stuff, drunk in public - did the 'do you know who I am' bit to hotel staff while smoking a J in the Hilton lobby, cops were called, she threw a bong out of her hotel window onto a cop car, got committed. Now under court order to be run by her parents.

Which was a great shame - I was hoping she'd end up in porn...

The porn aside, nicks case is a dead ringer.

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There's one member on here who would love to see Bendtner end up in porn :D

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Taxi for Bendtner - literally!!! :barscarf:

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Is this a Danish thing? This hailing a taxi with your cock? :rubchin: :|

:-P

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Turns out the 'I'm serious and committed' Bender didn't even have permission to travel abroad.

I can't wait to see the list of top clubs willing to pay him top dollar. I suspect we won't have heard of most of them.

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Corona Braşov. What's Romanian for 'useless wanker'?

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GranadaJoe wrote:Turns out the 'I'm serious and committed' Bender didn't even have permission to travel abroad.

I can't wait to see the list of top clubs willing to pay him top dollar. I suspect we won't have heard of most of them.
Surely he has heard of Crystal Palace? :rubchin:

Or Luton.

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