Chavski match thread.

[donaldo]

Fergie used to get all the jammy draws, now it's Mourinho. Galatasaray were the weakest team they could have drawn.
Means they'll be nice and fresh this weekend.
They are my least favourite side but I can't see Wenger smiling after his 1000th game, sadly

You get easy draws by winning your group,Everyone nows that except that Wenger.If we had won our group we would have played Zenith instead of Bayern again.Nothing to do with jammy draws

[Herd]

I can see us opening the door for the mousers, with a draw. I am confident we will beat Citeh, then lose at Everton.
If I am honest my dread of L'pool winning the title, actually would make me not too annoyed if we lose this.
I know that is wrong but I really am worried that they are going to win it.

I'ts obvious the gear in Derry is pretty strong nowadays ,can u send me some ?

Liverpool have more chance of being European cultural city of Europe than winning the League,It's shitty to lose it but its ours for winning too !

With Kallstrom,Diaby,and Ramsey almost ready plus the tooth fairy and the robust Nicky Bendtner Not to mention the free not scoring talent that is Yaya Sonagol I simply cant see anything past us completing another double winning season !

And Wenger won for 500 games
Then he lost so much in 500 more
Hes a man whose been paid for a 1000 games
And the bill just landed at my door
Da da-da da (da da-da da)
Da da-da da (da da-da da)

He's a man whose been substantially paid !

Fade repeat for another 4 years !

[robbo10]

And Wenger won for 500 games
Then he lost so much in 500 more
Hes a man whose been paid for a 1000 games
And the bill just landed at my door
Da da-da da (da da-da da)
Da da-da da (da da-da da)

He's a man whose been substantially paid !

Fade repeat for another 4 years !

What's that sung to the tune of Herd?

[Herd]

And then the one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun !

[robbo10]

And then the one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun !

Mr Waters at his finest

[Wengerballs]

We've got no strikers and Maurenho says Chelsea's got no strikers - so a 0-0 draw.

[remigardeshair]

Liverpool have more chance of being European cultural city of Europe than winning the League

Remarkably enough Liverpool actually was the European City of Culture in 2008

[BFG4]

We have no hope at all, with professor clueless in charge. He has stuck with 4-5-1 all season, despite the fact that Giroud has no pace, and has struggled badly on his own in every game he has played against a top team(1 goal in his last 15 against the top sides, excluding Spurs). With a competent manager, he might have adjusted things, maybe stuck two up front to give Giroud some much needed support, but of course Wenger didnt. This will be the usual against Mourinho, creating fuck all, and losing, 2-0 them.

[Sam59]

will Wenger have a plan for Hazard?

My dream draw for the chavs in the CL is Bayern. Can't stand either, but at least Bayern is an attack minded team, not playing with about 4 DMs every time they play anyone good.
Dream scenario: last minute pen (scored this time, by Alaba) after a mega Robben dive that cons the ref
I was in Lisbon briefly last week and the hotel told me all their rooms have already been booked out by German fans, at 10x the usual room rate, as they are so confident/arrogant about reaching the CL final.
2 such lovely teams, would be a shame to keep them apart....
then again, think Chelsea will draw whoever is weakest/has their key players injured

[markyp]

bring your KY jelly unless of course you like it dry

[clockender1]

will Wenger have a plan for Hazard?

of course. he will have had the chavs scouted for weeks. The Head of our Opposition Analyst team will prepare videos and a Power Point presentation, develop training pitch drills to isolate hazard from the ball, push him onto his weaker side, stop his supply, make runs to cut off his etc. Computer simulations will have been run etc etc

Every minute detail of Hazards game will have been analysed, checked and double checked, and the drills re-run to counter adjustments that Mourinho may make in-game and come up with our own in-game counter measures based on sound statistical data of Hazards, posistions, touches and runs.

and AWAKE.....


of course not. Wengers plan is for us to show our mental strength and super quality. then make a sub on 70 minutes.

which is how we handled Yaya Toure and Philip Lahm so well didn't we ?

Arsene Knows (where his car keys probably are but fuck all else)

[Herd]

Remarkably enough Liverpool actually was the European City of Culture in 2008 :shock

Thus my quote, its unlikely but it has happened before please pay more attention !

[remigardeshair]

"Jose Mourinho has been charged by The FA following his side's game against Aston Villa on Saturday 15 March 2014," the FA said in a statement on Wednesday.

"It is alleged the Chelsea manager's behaviour in re-entering the field of play in or around the 90th minute of the fixture and approaching the match referee amounted to improper conduct."

Mourinho has until 6pm on 24 March 2014 to respond to the charge.

Managers must not leave their technical area during the match, according to FA rules, but Mourinho pointed out that several people had gone on to the pitch.

"I was two-three metres inside the pitch or four-five metres, but there was like 10 persons there. It was me, my two assistants, (Villa boss) Paul Lambert, Paul's assistants," he said.

"And there was Agbonlahor, who come in and made an aggression on Ramires from behind.

[northbank123]

Not that it would nake an iota of difference but he should have been charged and banned before Saturday. No reason why in such a straightforward case it couldnt have been done more expediently.

[DB10GOONER]

1-3 to The Arsenal. Giroud first goal. Put your money on it kiddies.