Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Thank you safcftm for brightening an otherwise dark day :D :D
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Watching Lord Bentdner train...

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VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:Watching Lord Bentdner train...

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Yep. The expressions range from "huh?" to "what the fuck?" to "wow, he is seriously shit". :D
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After an illustrious career The Great Dane bade his last farewell to the Arsenal training ground.

The ball that he aimed to smash into the net in one last demonstration of power and precision has yet to be found.
After six hours in the bar, his vomit covered hair gave little hint of the magnificent ponytail, once so admired by friend and foe alike.
After one last wretch and a quick piss into the wastepaper bin near the exit door, he attempted to order a pizza from the car park attendent. When said snack was unforthcoming the world-class centre forward, his famous warcry, "Do you know who I am!?!", spewing from his lips, dispatched the lowley minion with a perfectly placed Glasgow kiss (the first time for years that he'd got a header on target).
Climbing into his orange and gold Rolls Royce (Number plate 1AM NB52), his arse hanging out of the window as he bounced off six others cars and finally disappeared into the Sunset (his favourite stripclub).

AAAgggHHH. The memories.
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Real and Barca had better get moving - the world's greatest striker won't be available for long. If they prat around much longer then their bitter rivals Leicester City could snap him up
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I notice that he didn't make the Danish Squad for the match last week ,not sure if he was injured though !
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He's being linked with Newcastle today. Please god, no, do not let our hero turn to the dark side :(
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You won't be laughing when he scores a hat-trick against us next season.
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You won't be laughing when he scores a hat-trick against us next season.
This is true, Tony. We won't be laughing. Because he won't. :lol: :wink:
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that's fucking jinxed it now :roll: :roll: :roll:


Knobhead :lol:
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Not even La Marca - source of all Spanish bullshit - could dream up a story about Barca or Real being interested in this clown.

Pity the poor fuckers who sign him this Summer and get the shock of their lives when he rocks up 3 stone overweight
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According to my sources, Nik is off to Barca :shock:

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Neymar - Bendtner - Messi

Unbelievable...
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Red Gunner wrote:According to my sources, Nik is off to Barca :shock:

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Neymar - Bendtner - Messi

Unbelievable...
:shock:

What you've done there, right... basically, right... with that photoshop there, right... putting The Fat Drunk in the Barca top, right... with Messi in shot, right... well, what you've done there is the footballing equivalent of walking into the Vatican, dressed as a Satanist, and taking a shit on the floor. On the floor, mind you! :x


:-P :wink:
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113 pages for bendtner. My goodness he is truly a legend
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defleppardisking wrote:113 pages for bendtner. My goodness he is truly a legend
Yeah but 104 of them are the love filled ramblings of an opposing fan!
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