Puma to make our kits

[VAVAVOOM 14]

All these Puma kits in the WC are alarmingly tight - I hope you're all dieting and getting your cardio in.

[DB10GOONER]

Not to worry Puma do 5 sizes



Small, Medium, Large Ex-Large, Ex-Ex Large and Santos Grande (aka: Fat Fuckka)

[storrmin571]

Think I'll get a Santos

[DB10GOONER]

Think I'll get a Santos

A shame they haven't considered OneBardEwok and Lefty and their kind and added a "Mini Me" size option right below small and extra small.

[storrmin571]

Found a Nike one for you DB

[northbank123]

Looking at some of the Puma kits at the world cup, they do look very tight

Not too sure if they would do my size

It's a good job Santos and Bendtner have buggered off, then. They would have had no chance at all.

I surmise that rules Vela out of the equation, too - the tubby little speedster.

ooh! 1989 is NOT going to be impressed.

Might get away with it as he's probably scouring the internet looking for reports that we inserted a buy-back clause into the Gervinho deal

[DB10GOONER]

Found a Nike one for you DB

Bit late considering my post directly above yours, mate! You gotta be sharper to get the dwarf gags (oo-er missus!) in around here.

Maybe spend less time raping sheep in the Valleys and more time on the forum? Just saying.

[OneBardGooner]

I wonder if Wenger will get a new coat now that Puma are making the kits and merchandise?

[OneBardGooner]

Think I'll get a Santos

A shame they haven't considered OneBardEwok and Lefty and their kind and added a "Mini Me" size option right below small and extra small.

This coming from an Oirish dwarfmidget liddlepeepull who claims to be able to play guitar!?

if that's playing guitar then santos is thin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs8F7vt6NAw

and that's a regular size football in the picture which shows you just how 'Liddle ' our tiny dwarfoid mod really is.

[VAVAVOOM 14]

I wonder if Wenger will get a new coat now that Puma are making the kits and merchandise?

He always did have trouble with those Nike ones...



In all seriousness, he should do away with those "manager jackets", unless it's raining, he'd look much better in proper coats - it's not like he can't afford them.

[SteveO 35]

I'm getting one with

THERE'S ONLY

1

......printed on the back. Does the print shop do transfers ?

[DB10GOONER]

Think I'll get a Santos

A shame they haven't considered OneBardEwok and Lefty and their kind and added a "Mini Me" size option right below small and extra small.

This coming from an Oirish dwarfmidget liddlepeepull who claims to be able to play guitar!?

if that's playing guitar then santos is thin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs8F7vt6NAw

and that's a regular size football in the picture which shows you just how 'Liddle ' our tiny dwarfoid mod really is.

Again, just too late...

I bet you always get the sticky seconds, huh?

When you're not the bitch actually getting gangfucked, that is.

[augie]

Those puma kits in the World Cup are absolutely shocking - should be a good laff seeing those two fat mares with the "who heard of...." banner in mancland, trying to squeeze into these replica shirts

[DB10GOONER]

Those puma kits in the World Cup are absolutely shocking - should be a good laff seeing those two fat mares with the "who heard of...." banner in mancland, trying to squeeze into these replica shirts

Skin tight kit really wasn't designed with She-Ra and Captain LesbianBeard in mind.

[SteveO 35]

Those puma kits in the World Cup are absolutely shocking - should be a good laff seeing those two fat mares with the "who heard of...." banner in mancland, trying to squeeze into these replica shirts

Skin tight kit really wasn't designed with She-Ra and Captain LesbianBeard in mind.

Well I'm getting a boner at the prospect !

Anyway, who knew Nike 4 Y'R'S AGO