The Summer 2014 TRANSFER THREAD

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Chippy
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northbank123 wrote:
defleppardisking wrote:Oh and many people believed what the twitter tomato sauce said about Suarez, claimed he is very reliable and was the first to break the news about Kallstrom, Ozil and Monreal. The sauce also mentioned Sanchez is coming to us. So there you go ladies and gentlemen. The two S are coming to us. We are going to conquer the world.

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I honestly fathom to struggle how people can be so fucking brain-dead, I really do. Single-handedly proving Darwin wrong.
Are you following the Sid path of posting? :lol:

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northbank123 wrote:
defleppardisking wrote:Oh and many people believed what the twitter tomato sauce said about Suarez, claimed he is very reliable and was the first to break the news about Kallstrom, Ozil and Monreal. The sauce also mentioned Sanchez is coming to us. So there you go ladies and gentlemen. The two S are coming to us. We are going to conquer the world.

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
I honestly fathom to struggle how people can be so fucking brain-dead, I really do. Single-handedly proving Darwin wrong.
Now that is one funny post, doubt it'll be bettered this year, let alone this summer.

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Chippy wrote:
northbank123 wrote:
defleppardisking wrote:Oh and many people believed what the twitter tomato sauce said about Suarez, claimed he is very reliable and was the first to break the news about Kallstrom, Ozil and Monreal. The sauce also mentioned Sanchez is coming to us. So there you go ladies and gentlemen. The two S are coming to us. We are going to conquer the world.

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
I honestly fathom to struggle how people can be so fucking brain-dead, I really do. Single-handedly proving Darwin wrong.
Are you following the Sid path of posting? :lol:
How else am I meant to get through a mundane Monday? :lol:

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northbank123 wrote:
Chippy wrote:
northbank123 wrote:
defleppardisking wrote:Oh and many people believed what the twitter tomato sauce said about Suarez, claimed he is very reliable and was the first to break the news about Kallstrom, Ozil and Monreal. The sauce also mentioned Sanchez is coming to us. So there you go ladies and gentlemen. The two S are coming to us. We are going to conquer the world.

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
I honestly fathom to struggle how people can be so fucking brain-dead, I really do. Single-handedly proving Darwin wrong.
Are you following the Sid path of posting? :lol:
How else am I meant to get through a mundane Monday? :lol:
Now you're just trying too hard :roll: :-P :wink:

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Rumours that Wenger met with Sanchez' agent but since SteveO isn't about...

SANCHEZ ISN'T COMING

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If we get Sanchez I wouldn't stop smiling.

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1989 wrote:If we get Sanchez I wouldn't stop smiling.
Better not start smiling then.Sanchez is off to dippers,ratboy is off to Barca, AW is off to Lidl. He's heard they do cheap knock offs of any old sh*te so they are bound to have a striker in one of those well stocked aisles. :oops:

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"Samuel Eto'o a target for AC Milan as the Italians prepare for life after Mario Balotelli"

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p206ab wrote:"Samuel Eto'o a target for AC Milan as the Italians prepare for life after Mario Balotelli"

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They better start preparing for life after Eto'o before he keels over and dies on the pitch. The geriatric cu*t.

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And now for your Daily Bullshit update.....

Di Maria isn't coming

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Real Madrid midfielder Angel Di Maria, 26, a target of Arsenal and Manchester United, has admitted he is not sure whether he will be playing for the European champions next season. Daily Express

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Juventus have raised their bid for Real Madrid's 21 year-old striker and Arsenal-target Alvaro Morata to £14m. As.com

Morata isn't coming

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SPUDMASHER's wife isn't cumming. :barscarf:




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I bet she is, although I have no idea where she is :lol: :lol:

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I remember a time when we all used to laugh at them up the road and their tenuous links to any and every player on the market ,now it's us .
I've decided to try and not worry about it cos it ruined my last years break from football but I have nightmares we will buy back song and eboue !

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