As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Oh, there will be. There will be, my tiny little friend. Keep your eyes on this thread...
Oh dear, Frank has started a midget war
The Time Bandits against the Ewoks
As the only one above 5' 9" in this debate I think I should referee
Piccalilli
You forget we have met, little buddy - and you are 5'7" tops! Still gives you a clear foot on FwankEwok and OneBardEwok but 5'7" is 5'7".
No one is smaller that Onebard.... but in saying that LeftFootGooner should be renamed to either 4Footgooner (in the size stakes) or 2leftfeet (in the missing chances stakes) instead!
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Oh dear, Frank has started a midget war
The Time Bandits against the Ewoks
As the only one above 5' 9" in this debate I think I should referee
Piccalilli
You forget we have met, little buddy - and you are 5'7" tops! Still gives you a clear foot on FwankEwok and OneBardEwok but 5'7" is 5'7".
No one is smaller that Onebard.... but in saying that LeftFootGooner should be renamed to either 4Footgooner (in the size stakes) or 2leftfeet (in the missing chances stakes) instead!
Ah yes, I forgot you had also met LeftyEwok at the Mackem fans match. Pretty good description of him!
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Oh dear, Frank has started a midget war
The Time Bandits against the Ewoks
As the only one above 5' 9" in this debate I think I should referee
Piccalilli
You forget we have met, little buddy - and you are 5'7" tops! Still gives you a clear foot on FwankEwok and OneBardEwok but 5'7" is 5'7".
No one is smaller that Onebard.... but in saying that LeftFootGooner should be renamed to either 4Footgooner (in the size stakes) or 2leftfeet (in the missing chances stakes) instead!
Ah yes, I forgot you had also met LeftyEwok at the Mackem fans match. Pretty good description of him!
Typical, when two of you dwarves get together you think that makes one normal size person, giving you the confidence to take me on
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Oh dear, Frank has started a midget war
The Time Bandits against the Ewoks
As the only one above 5' 9" in this debate I think I should referee
Piccalilli
You forget we have met, little buddy - and you are 5'7" tops! Still gives you a clear foot on FwankEwok and OneBardEwok but 5'7" is 5'7".
No one is smaller that Onebard.... but in saying that LeftFootGooner should be renamed to either 4Footgooner (in the size stakes) or 2leftfeet (in the missing chances stakes) instead!
Ah yes, I forgot you had also met LeftyEwok at the Mackem fans match. Pretty good description of him!
Typical, when two of you dwarves get together you think that makes one normal size person, giving you the confidence to take me on
Jaysus, I don't know about taking you on, mate. If your publicity photos are anything to go by, you're a vicious little bastard!