Puma to make our kits

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Chippy wrote:
1989 wrote:Meh, it's not gay if it's with Aaron Ramsey. :D :-P :wink:
This has really got to become a "thing" as the yoof say. You can throw this in randomly, Same sex marriage "it's not gay if it's with Aaron Ramsey", big kiss celebrating a goal a la Giroud "it's not gay if it's with Aaron Ramsey" etc etc..
Okay... :rubchin:

I'm a bit lost with all this modern yoof thing tbh. What IS gay nowadays? Is is gay if 1989 licks Ramsey from head to toe and then let's Ramsey fuck his arse to within an inch of prolapsing? Anyone? :|




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1989 wrote:Meh, it's not gay if it's with Aaron Ramsey. :D :-P :wink:


Ah...no....it's 100% f**king gay....sorry 1989

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Ordered the yellow and blue pre match jersey for myself last night - for some reason I like it more than the match jersies

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Christ I know I have put a little bit of weight on but these new shirts are a bit tight around the middle
Not a good look, should have got an XXL :banghead:

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guybwood49 wrote:Christ I know I have put a little bit of weight on but these new shirts are a bit tight around the middle
Not a good look, should have got an XXL :banghead:


Wonderful.....I just ordered mine last night so am expecting that I will have to return it now :x

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augie wrote:
guybwood49 wrote:Christ I know I have put a little bit of weight on but these new shirts are a bit tight around the middle
Not a good look, should have got an XXL :banghead:


Wonderful.....I just ordered mine last night so am expecting that I will have to return it now :x
I expect you are correct there, Captain Chubby. :lol: :wink:

Saw a Gooner in town yesterday and he REALLY should have gone with an XXL. Fucking belly on him! :shock: :lol:

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Spudscummers had a similar type of shirt a couple of years ago. They even made Monkey Boy look like a fat twat.

Augie, your gonna look like someone has tried to squeeze a massive cock into a chinese condom.

After you've been wearing it for a few hours you'll look like someone has tried to squeeze a massive black cock into a chinese condom. :lol:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:Spudscummers had a similar type of shirt a couple of years ago. They even made Monkey Boy look like a fat twat.

Augie, your gonna look like someone has tried to squeeze a massive cock into a chinese condom.

After you've been wearing it for a few hours you'll look like someone has tried to squeeze a massive black cock into a chinese condom. :lol:


And I can tell you from experience that it isnt the most comfortable experience ever :lol: :lol: :lol:

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augie wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:Spudscummers had a similar type of shirt a couple of years ago. They even made Monkey Boy look like a fat twat.

Augie, your gonna look like someone has tried to squeeze a massive cock into a chinese condom.

After you've been wearing it for a few hours you'll look like someone has tried to squeeze a massive black cock into a chinese condom. :lol:


And I can tell you from experience that it isnt the most comfortable experience ever :lol: :lol: :lol:
Who do you know that did it then? :lol:

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augie wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:Spudscummers had a similar type of shirt a couple of years ago. They even made Monkey Boy look like a fat twat.

Augie, your gonna look like someone has tried to squeeze a massive cock into a chinese condom.

After you've been wearing it for a few hours you'll look like someone has tried to squeeze a massive black cock into a chinese condom. :lol:


And I can tell you from experience that it isnt the most comfortable experience ever :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah, yes - your other online persona, Mr Chinese Condom. Had the stitches out yet, mate? :(


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Having seen these new jerseys (in the flesh, so to speak) for the first time on Saturday night, I am appalled by just how cheap and nasty they look on our players. Fucking hell, they are ubershite. They really do look like the cheap knock-offs you see in those junk/beachware shops when on hols in Portugal. :oops:

Also, how can a jersey make fighting-fit, slim players in the prime of their life look like fat bastards, or "augies" as they might also be known? :oops: :x

Fuck Puma. :roll: :x

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DB10GOONER wrote:Having seen these new jerseys (in the flesh, so to speak) for the first time on Saturday night, I am appalled by just how cheap and nasty they look on our players. Fucking hell, they are ubershite.
My sentiments, exactly: tacky doesn't even begin to cover it - I'm half glad though as I won't even be tempted to buy any of Puma's gear, I always liked one or two Nike articles but I don't have to worry about splurging on any of Puma's excretion.

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Ivangazidisisallegedtobeatossa wrote:Who cares if DB10 doesnt like them if it means we get Sanchez and I get a pay rise
:rubchin:

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Theoperator wrote:
Ivangazidisisallegedtobeatossa wrote:Who cares if DB10 doesnt like them if it means we get Sanchez and I get a pay rise
:rubchin:
:lol: :lol:

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I really hate the new strips, the lot of them. :(

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