Lets all laugh at the Mousers

[1989]

These mugs are close to signing Alex Mong.

[GoonerN5]

These mugs are close to signing Alex Mong.

It hurts me to say it (this will probably lead to my first slaughtering on here) but I think i'd rather see him back in the team over Arteta

[WE8SPURS]

These mugs are close to signing Alex Mong.

It hurts me to say it (this will probably lead to my first slaughtering on here) but I think i'd rather see him back in the team over Arteta

Spot on great minds think alike

[WE8SPURS]

Jamie Carragher and John Terry walk into a bakery.

John Terry quickly shoves three meat pies in his pocket and walks out.

Outside he says to Jamie,

"Did you see that. The owner hadn't a clue. Nobody can nick things as good as me".

Jamie replies,

"Wannabet? Come back in the shop and watch this". So they go back in the shop and Jamie says to the Baker,

"Do you want to see a magic trick?"

The baker, intrigued says,

"Go on them".

Carra says,

"Give us one of those meat pies". The baker passes Jamie a meat pie which he eats really quickly.

"Okay, give me another one" says Jamie which he is passed, and again stuffs it in his mouth and swallows.

"And another" which the bakery dubiously gives him, and which Jamie polishes off in a few seconds.

The baker's a bit peeved now.

"You said you were going to show me a magic trick, all you have done is eat 3 pies".

Jamie smiles knowingly and says,

"Look in John Terry's pocket."

[WE8SPURS]

If you see a Liverpool fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him… ?

It might be your bike…

[WE8SPURS]

Stevie Me is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. The missus asks him why hes celebrating.
He answers "Well Honey, I’ve done this jigsaw in only 43 days."

"And that’s good?" she asks.
"You bet Hon" says Steve."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

[WE8SPURS]

What do you call a scouser in a white shellsuit?
The bride.

[DB10GOONER]

These mugs are close to signing Alex Mong.

It hurts me to say it (this will probably lead to my first slaughtering on here) but I think i'd rather see him back in the team over Arteta

Spot on great minds think alike

That's you both banned, lads.





But seriously, I'd advise you to go and watch some of those clips of Mong; getting caught in posession time and time again, taking 58 seconds and 30 yards of pitch to turn sideways, passing 5 yards behind a static team mate, passing straight into feet at a runner, getting caught square on and flatfooted as the oppo midfield stream past him, and lunging in and giving away freekick after freekick right on the edge of our box. Watch that (ignore his one or two Hollywood passes per season) and then watch an Under 7's game. The worst player on the Under 7's is a better player than Mong. You pair of idiots.

[DB10GOONER]

What do you call a scouser in a white shellsuit?
The bride.

What does a Scouse bird do when she cums? She drops her chips.

[SPUDMASHER]

These mugs are close to signing Alex Mong.

It hurts me to say it (this will probably lead to my first slaughtering on here) but I think i'd rather see him back in the team over Arteta

Spot on great minds think alike

That's you both banned, lads.





But seriously, I'd advise you to go and watch some of those clips of Mong; getting caught in posession time and time again, taking 58 seconds and 30 yards of pitch to turn sideways, passing 5 yards behind a static team mate, passing straight into feet at a runner, getting caught square on and flatfooted as the oppo midfield stream past him, and lunging in and giving away freekick after freekick right on the edge of our box. Watch that (ignore his one or two Hollywood passes per season) and then watch an Under 7's game. The worst player on the Under 7's is a better player than Mong. You pair of idiots.

There was a short period when he was regularly providing quality balls for RVP to run onto. They resulted in quite a few goals. Apart from that very small period of time he was a useless shitebag.[

[Bradywasking]

What do you call a scouser in a white shellsuit?
The bride.

What does a Scouse bird do when she cums? She drops her chips.

What did the Scouser do when the bird shit on his head ?

He broke up with her..

[kiwomya]

Brendan Rogers, a few weeks ago:

“I can categorically tell you Mario Balotelli will not be at Liverpool,”

[Gunner Rob]

whatever you think of Balotelli at least they realise they need a new striker - which is more than you can say for Wenger

and if they do get Balotelli then no way are we finishing above them

[DB10GOONER]

whatever you think of Balotelli at least they realise they need a new striker - which is more than you can say for Wenger

and if they do get Balotelli then no way are we finishing above them

What will Balotelli add to them? Honestly? 8 to 12 PL goals? A couple of cup goals? And then he'll gear up his persecution complex and implode.

[DB10GOONER]

These mugs are close to signing Alex Mong.

It hurts me to say it (this will probably lead to my first slaughtering on here) but I think i'd rather see him back in the team over Arteta

Spot on great minds think alike

That's you both banned, lads.





But seriously, I'd advise you to go and watch some of those clips of Mong; getting caught in posession time and time again, taking 58 seconds and 30 yards of pitch to turn sideways, passing 5 yards behind a static team mate, passing straight into feet at a runner, getting caught square on and flatfooted as the oppo midfield stream past him, and lunging in and giving away freekick after freekick right on the edge of our box. Watch that (ignore his one or two Hollywood passes per season) and then watch an Under 7's game. The worst player on the Under 7's is a better player than Mong. You pair of idiots.

There was a short period when he was regularly providing quality balls for RVP to run onto. They resulted in quite a few goals. Apart from that very small period of time he was a useless shitebag.

I honestly think I can recall 3, maybe 4, occasions (spread out over 2 or 3 years) where Mong provided quality balls into RVJC, and in fairness 2 of those were fired at RVJC's head and he made them look better because he volleyed the fuck out of them into the net.

Lads, get the rose tinted glasses off. Mong was one of the worst we ever had. Absolutely shite.