Hi all - New forum user

[1971]

Thought I would introduce myself to the forum. Iv'e been a Gooner since 71 when I was 7yrs old. Manage to get to 6/7/games a season on red membership. I live in the east midlands so it can be expensive day out. My old dad is a Arsenal fan so Iv'e inherited my arsenal blood from him . My grown up kids are also mad Gooners. I came across this forum via a thread in a recent copy of the Gooner which I got at the palace game.

[remigardeshair]

Welcome, enjoy the ride.

[flash gunner]

Welcome mate

[SPUDMASHER]

Welcome to the forum. Please be sure to check your optimism at the door and if you have anything positive to say about our players please also try and resist the temptation

[augie]

Welcome to the forum. Please be sure to check your optimism at the door and if you have anything positive to say about our players please also try and resist the temptation

Do you copy and paste that spud day cos it seems to be your standard welcome message

[SPUDMASHER]

I copied it from one of your posts and now use it to save you the trouble

[BENAYOUN]

Hi I'm also new here in the furom, I'm a gooner since the early 90's and have been for a few games in my life. hope to come more this year, good luck to us..

[SPUDMASHER]

Welcome along...........beware the one they call DB10. He's a pervert

[officepest]

'71 & Ben: welcome to the asylum.

[OneBardGooner]

Yes! Welcome ...Just to make you feel welcome...Do you think Wenger is a senile old fool well past his sell-by-date?...or do you think he should go?

[OneBardGooner]

Welcome along...........be wary of DB10 he's a Homo Dwarf - a goat cock sucking cum guzzling, turd swallowing short arsed monkey half the size of RD2D... who bw is his taller 'uncle'

He will try and groom you and get you to meet him outside the bogs at the Emirates with a promise of free tickets - But he 'll expect anal sex with you and every member of your family - before wobbling off into the crowds...He is a miniature sized ewok with an ego the size of Kolo Toure's arse - Talking of which - Because he is the shortest Gooner on the forum - he will keep mentioning others who though far FAR taller than him by a good mile - because by doing so he thinks people will believe that he really is normal size.......But as this video of him in a shoe box below clearly shows not only is he an Ewok dwarf of miniscule proportions but also he cannot dance either - and by the way that's his best suit.

And as Spuddy rightly says he is one weird perverted monkey shagging short arse sheep botherer who doubles for small butt plugs in homo dwarf infested porn movies and his best 'mate' is someone by the name of Flash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nuGadCi6Q

Other than that he's a Nice Guy and a briliant Guitarist.

[QuartzGooner]

Welcome 1971 and Benayoun.

[flash gunner]

Welcome BENAYOUN too - beware of OneBardGooner

[Red Snapper]

Hello to you both. Are either of you a vet?

[REB]

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