Kolo to join Yaya at Arselona...

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:39 am

According to the Footballrumours.com website, expect Matthew Connely to be used next season, as Kolo is leaving to join his bro at Barca. Also Arsenal to make a "shock" move for Martins-13mil and Owen-9mil, from NUFC,as its seen as being cheaper than signing Teves at around 30mil. Don't know what to make of all this...Bullshit I hope.

Post by **T.S** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:55 am

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:05 am

Yes, bullshit. Conelly is good but not good enough to replace Toure yet, we'd have to buy a replacement.

Anyway, its all lies!

exiled in notts · Post by **exiled in notts** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:28 am

That particular site is one of the most consistently laughable rumour mills. Worth checking out if only for the comedy value. Bottom line is that I think you can safely ignore it.

Yeah I know. I'm tempting fate here aren't I?

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:29 am

HaHa so Toure will go Barca just because his brother plays there, whoever made this rumour up has got to much time on there hands and not enough imagination

KOLO IS A GOONER, KOLO IS A GOONER, LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:30 am

Jaysus.

The f*cking media make me sick. Tel's gone, Wenger ain't going, Cesc is happy so who can they move onto? Kolo.

W*nkers.

Lying w*nkers.

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:39 am

I agree total W**KERS got nothing beter to do, there trying to kick us why we are down, but they dont relise we aint down we will fight back beta than ever

TFI Arsenal · Post by **TFI Arsenal** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:37 am

maybe we should all get jobs at a rumour website? or even start our own? if any of the crap these places churn out can be considered news worthy then just suggesting that old red face is keen on partnering the english mattieu flamini with the real thing would probably get us a lot of hits right?

and sol campbell returning from his trip abroad to sign for an english team - the spuds who waste money on anyone as long as they're english right?

i could come up with these all day! theres money in it i hear

gus ceasar is a legend · Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:42 am

Im very keen to start of a Bent and Bale get caught in the showers rumour!

Pie face Jol is trying to stop the camphone footage hitting the internet!

TFI Arsenal · Post by **TFI Arsenal** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:45 am

you heard that rumor too? i dismissed it as gossip but now you've confirmed it i think a quick call to the stun news desk and the rumour is gonna fly

gus ceasar is a legend · Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:48 am

STOP PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!

The video has hit the internet and can be found on

www.edwardsheringhamrainbowproductions.com

TFI Arsenal · Post by **TFI Arsenal** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:53 am

and on that note, cue the music...

i'm leaving the house. it seems that sometimes this has to happen but i'm not sure why. i'm pretty excited by this striker signing still so i may even dig out the old TA6 shirt to wear whilst shopping

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:15 am

Stop press: Arsenal buy goalscorers of proven quality. Arsene Wenger has done a U turn on his policy of buying young players it seems. Johan Cruyff and pele are set to return from retirement to move to the north london club. In other news tony blair is to become arsenal's new director of football after his retirement from politics. Arsenal have also signed ronald mcdonald as their new mascot for a reported Â£30 million citing creative differences with gunnersaurus who apparently plans to form a jazz fusion band. Finally stan kronke is to be outbid in an attempted purchase of the club by wealthy industrialist ernst stavro blofeld. Robot crunt monkey to return to training, club level to be bricked up and soundproofed as football distracts ticket holders from free fosters and prawn sandwiches.

No, i'm not on the wacky backy, i worked long and hard to make these fake rumors sound as ridiculous as possible, but i bet you can find far crazier in any red top. OkK the last bit sounds feasible.

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:34 am

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:No, i'm not on the wacky backy, i worked long and hard to make these fake rumors sound as ridiculous as possible, but i bet you can find far crazier in any red top. OkK the last bit sounds feasible.

My friend, I suggest you buy some quickly!!

I smoke it and I believed every damn word you wrote above!

U.F.G, You know what the experts say about the West Indian Woodbine don't you? Well, they reckon it affects your ...er....em....sorry, I forgot.

What was I talking about again?

Drone · Post by **Drone** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:41 am

Who comes to this stupid ideas??????

Kolo to join Yaya at Arselona...

Kolo to join Yaya at Arselona...

Lying media w*nkers

geeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!