Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[topgoon]

Another positive(there are so f**king many) from this game is Welsh*t's price went right down for when the scum are mug enough to buy him.

Scum end up with a striker that is well sh*t and Manure get less money for him Win-Win

[Chippy]

Just fired off a volley of texts to plastic manc mates. I live in Surrey.

[Dan_85]

Utd's season reduced to only 2 competitions and it's not even September

Seriously though, that had to be their most realistic chance of silverware? What was Van Gaal playing at, why not take it seriously?

[Gunner Rob]

how long before Van Persie has a major sulk up there?
he only went to United to win the league and he has done that now.

I imagine he will be looking at an escape route like he did from Arsenal.

[Chips and Chocolate]

MK Dons are a fucking joke of a club, hope we get them next round and batter them 15-0.

I'd be laughing my tits off had Man Utd been knocked out by another club though

[1989]

Another trophyless season for them. No way they're winning the FA Cup.

[1989]

[clockender1]

when your front line is not firing and your midfield is lacking confidence, a game in August against lower league opposition is a gift.

A very strange decision from VG not to start RVP, Mata and Wooney, plus their midfield. I can only assume that he's shit scared of an injury or two.

they have 8 days to do the mother of shopping sprees just to keep in touch with 4th, otherwise if they are 9-10 points off 4th i can see them sacking VG and yet another manager and shopping spree coming in January.

the glazers can't afford to miss 4th - united have to sell 60,000 tickets every single game just to break even. if they do miss 4th the glazers are going to have to sell up.

fucking good job too. take that plastic mancs.

[1989]

Just seen the highlights.......A chested goal and a no look assist for the 3rd, MK Dons not only beat them comprehensively but took the absolute piss in the process as well.

[Bradywasking]

Bring him back, bring him back, bring him back!

Off topic but would Yaya Sanogo have taken those two chances ??? doubt it very much.

saw my "lifelong, diehard" United supporting neighbour go into her house half way through game, doubt very much she knew it was on...that is the problem, when they lose like this you cannot say anything because the majority of their "fans" over here do not know or care about them except when there is a bandwagon to jump on.

[Blood_Gooner]

All I'll say is, long may it continue.

Oh, and Van Fraud.

[DB10GOONER]

Bring him back, bring him back, bring him back!

Off topic but would Yaya Sanogo have taken those two chances ??? doubt it very much.

saw my "lifelong, diehard" United supporting neighbour go into her house half way through game, doubt very much she knew it was on...that is the problem, when they lose like this you cannot say anything because the majority of their "fans" over here do not know or care about them except when there is a bandwagon to jump on.

Yep. Oirish (and particularly Dublin) plastic Manure "fans" are the worst cúnts in the world. A few of them in my office and for years it's been yap yap yap Yanited! out of them. Not a fucking peep last season and when I asked the one with the biggest yap what he thought of last night's game he told me he didn't watch it, went out for a meal instead and then tried to change the subject to GAA. Pillock. Never been to Old Shatford, but has all the jerseys and a big mouth.

The Filth were not only beaten last night they were outmuscled, outclassed, outpassed and blown off the pitch.

[BENAYOUN]

I think its the time to change the game against them to category C

[Midz]

[OneBardGooner]

I think its the time to change the game against them to category C

And C obviously stands for *word censored*....

Oh! what fun - See sometimes in the midst of all our problems and woes life can be Sweet.

can't wait for us to turn the *word censored* over at theirs and ours so we can sing - What's the score Robin? you CAAAAAANT!