The Summer 2014 TRANSFER THREAD

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

This at least made me laugh;

@MadridstaCF: BREAKING NEWS: Arsenal are unable to get hold of Arsene Wenger in Rome as he is refusing to pay for data roaming.

Quality!

[rodders999]

We are very active

[DB10GOONER]

defoe or wellbeck?? dog turd sarni or cup of cold sick

Anally rimming a dead wino's prolapsed rectum or sucking rancid tuna out of Kerry Katona's vagina during her period?

[officepest]

Sad but true. Most of them if not all were more than gettable and most of them would have improved our squad significantly.

Seeing Fabregas' name there makes me feel fucking angry... even if he wasn't the type of player we needed the most. He has shown already that he is going to be key player in chelski and could have been that to us too.

I've said it countless times before on here, so once more won't hurt.

Fabregas is better than any of our central midfielders. I don't care if signing him would have impeded Jack/Aaron/Ox/Tom/Dick/Harry's progress - seeing him playing for those scumbags turns my stomach more than watching vP in a Utd shirt.

[DB10GOONER]

We are very active

Is that the Royal "we" rodders? And is "active" a euphemism for spanking one out to Nat's dirty pillows?

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

No argument to be had, Wenger has totally bodged the window, just as he did last season and pretty much every season before that.

Still NOT signed a striker (even BEFORE Giroud got injured), still NOT signed a defensive midfielder, and unbelievably he still has NOT signed another centre half. We had four, sold TV, and we have not replaced him! Now we only have 3! and one of them is still learning his trade.

Every year Wenger's failure to use the transfer window probably becomes more and more of a disgrace.

Anyone coming on here defending Wenger on this issue is totally deluded. Maybe Wenger could ring Mourinho. I am sure he can show him how to buy and sell players effectively. And whilst he is at it, he can give some management tips to Wenger too. Pathetic.

Being a fucking prick, Mou will probably laugh his ass off while following our actions during this window. I hate that egoist prick to the core, but he was fucking spot on saying that Wenger is a specialist on failure.

[xgtdec]

smarmy utd wankers in work creaming themselves over falcao, Wenger is truly a cancer on our once great club!!

Ive been reprimanded here before on wishing certain illness on wenger, suffice to say i still wish it.....anything at all to get him out of our club..dont forget he needs to get out and cut all ties...if he goes onto the board after managing things could get even worse!!!!

[Midz]

Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal board and CEO - you are all **nts!

[officepest]

defoe or wellbeck?? dog turd sarni or cup of cold sick

Anally rimming a dead wino's prolapsed rectum or sucking rancid tuna out of Kerry Katona's vagina during her period?

Hmmm.....

One could fit a lot of rancid tuna up Katona's jackpot. A lot. Probably too much.

I'll take the wino.

[begeegs]

We are very active

reffing a charity match in Rome where the weather will be very pleasant.

[rodders999]

We are very active

Is that the Royal "we" rodders? And is "active" a euphemism for spanking one out to Nat's dirty pillows?

Speaking of which, isn't it about time our Nat was incorporated into the thread title for old times sake.

[WE8SPURS]

At least we got players in early this window and in defence of Wenger I think that he has bought well this summer.
Ozil was a last minute panic buy and he has turned out to be a turkey.

I therefore have no issue with him not buying now, it's just that we should have bought a striker earlier this summer regardless of whether Giroud was injured or not

Are you having a bubble six defenders our main striker 0 in 17 matches he brought in just replacements except for Sanchez this could be out worse window ever

We HAVE bought well this summer but the squad deficiencies have still been there since RVP left.
That is why I have been ultra critical of Wenger since then.

A few weeks ago I was accused of being too negative on here - I have been consistent all summer on here unlike some others

Wenger has been a c@nt since he came out of his mothers, how's that for consistency!

[remigardeshair]

One of the promoted stories on the Sky Sports deals done page is '10 facts about Emmanuel Eboue'

I wonder?

[DB10GOONER]

We are very active

Is that the Royal "we" rodders? And is "active" a euphemism for spanking one out to Nat's dirty pillows?

Speaking of which, isn't it about time our Nat was incorporated into the thread title for old times sake.

Jawohl, mein Führer!!

[GranadaJoe]

You know what? I actually have just this second started to believe Arsene is going to make us all eat our words and sign an absolute top class striker today.

I have no idea what I'm basing this dillusional belief on tbh, but I just can't believe that even stuborn ego-maniacal Arsene cannot see that we need a top striker more than Rolf Harris now needs lube.

He has to see that. Right? I mean, it is THAT obvious, right?

Right, guys? Right...?



Help me.

I know I'm stupid and I know I'll be distraught come midnight, but, like you (if you're serious), there's a little warm light in my soul that's telling me it will all be alright.