THE WENGER THREAD

[DB10GOONER]

Actually, I'm stunned that one of this thread's whining bitches hasn't mentioned....

The Clique...


...yet.

[SPUDMASHER]

The first rule of the Clique is that we never mention the Clique

[DB10GOONER]

The first rule of the Clique is that we never mention the Clique

What Clique? There's a Clique??!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Back off-topic:

I'm not really up on the in-jokes on the forum, but one of the best things about this place is the piss-taking and humour. If I'm honest, most of my posts are pointless but I love the fact that I won't get one of the mods all up in my grille for straying off topic. You could always check out the AFC forum if you like it a bit more straight-laced.

Surprised to see that this issue has bothered quite a few on here so much, but to each his own I suppose.

Now I'm off to fuck a bald, culchie dwarf while I stick my finger up the arse of someone's mother.

Sweet Jesus who told you about the clique initiation

Btw I do think that a lot of the whiners do go off topic on various threads but deem it ok if they're talking about clunges which is kind of ironic really

[SPUDMASHER]

Clung Clique every trip

[OneBardGooner]

Oh the banter

Time fo the month again?

Time of the fucking day in McD's case.

Yup! anything more than one emoticon or a one Wenger Out and he gets on the blob.

[OneBardGooner]

Anyway back to the thread - Where's this link for dem Bap's & tings???

[mcdowell42]

Arsène Wenger's contract co-commentating France games for TF1 has not been renewed, much to Wenger's surprise, reports Le Parisien.
7:14pm - 4 Sep 14

[WE8SPURS]

Arsène Wenger's contract co-commentating France games for TF1 has not been renewed, much to Wenger's surprise, reports Le Parisien.
7:14pm - 4 Sep 14

Jesus, poor sod will have to get himself a part time job to make ends meet! Hopefully it will be stacking shelves in sainsburys on a Saturday afternoon

[Brady's left peg]

Arsène Wenger's contract co-commentating France games for TF1 has not been renewed, much to Wenger's surprise, reports Le Parisien.
7:14pm - 4 Sep 14

Even french TV have realised he hasn't a clue what he's talking about... shame our fucking board didn't.

[clockender1]

Arsène Wenger's contract co-commentating France games for TF1 has not been renewed, much to Wenger's surprise, reports Le Parisien.
7:14pm - 4 Sep 14

fusking good job too. about time wenger realised he has a FULL TIME job already. if he has any extra time or energy it should go into improving the club, not his sodding bank account.

our board are mental - every tournament they let him sod off for a months paid jolly, and every international break instead of working with the young players and larger squad, he buggers off to wherever France are playing.



case in point - do you know where Rodgers is this week ? - he's on the Liverpool training pitches with the new signings including ballotelli, teaching them the Liverpool systems and formations.

and where is our old git ? - off on charity and TV jollys.

here's a Viz Top Tip : Arsene Wenger, instead of buggering off at every opportunity you get, stay home and read books on tactics and study opposition tapes to improve your teams performance.

it does my head in, it really does....

[TeeCee]

Jesus, poor sod will have to get himself a part time job to make ends meet! Hopefully it will be stacking shelves in sainsburys on a Saturday afternoon

That would be cruel to Sainsburys shoppers!! Imagine it.....you go looking for the baked beans and he's put them out of position in the fish section.........manager asks him to restock the fridges and he leaves it until 4pm even though it needed doing before lunch......and he puts out the stuff that isn't selling well instead of putting out the stuff that goes really well and is really popular .......

[DB10GOONER]

Jesus, poor sod will have to get himself a part time job to make ends meet! Hopefully it will be stacking shelves in sainsburys on a Saturday afternoon

That would be cruel to Sainsburys shoppers!! Imagine it.....you go looking for the baked beans and he's put them out of position in the fish section.........manager asks him to restock the fridges and he leaves it until 4pm even though it needed doing before lunch......and he puts out the stuff that isn't selling well instead of putting out the stuff that goes really well and is really popular .......

Quality.

He'd also be slipping out of important meetings to clock in a few hours over at Tescos too, the ceeeeeeuuunt!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

You know the way they say you should never meet your heroes yeah? Well after seeing those leaked photos of Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence (2 of my absolute faves) you should also never see the growler of a celebrity you want to shag. I've gone right off em

Link please.
For, ahem, ............research........


And maybe a five-knuckle-shuffle

So someone on 4Chan has released hacked nude photos of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, the Olson twins and Mila Kunis.

On the one hand, this is a disgraceful invasion of privacy but, on the other hand...

...well, that hand is busy.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The bloke who released nude photos of celebrities from the cloud this week is admitting he's on the run.

But apparently he's been given asylum by a shadowy group ...

known only as "Blokes".