Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[Top Londoner]

Manchester United are fast becoming the Katie Price of English football.

They keep needlessly spending a fortune to boost what they've got up front and invariably get fucked at the back.

Do they also stink of rancid tuna...?

Horses for courses DB10.
Whatever floats your boat mate.





WENGER OUT

[northbank123]

van Gaal could arguably have justified the painful transition to 3-5-2 if he was stuck with his original squad but they have spent more than enough money for it not to be necessary. He has pissed around with their formation to accommodate Mata, Rooney and van Persie and now he's signed di Maria and Falcao, whilst they look horrifically unbalanced at the back still.

[OneBardGooner]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29081776

Not only has RedNoseCrunt now become RedFaceCrunt - He also doen't know how to pronounce Simulation.

Ceeeeeeeeeeunt.

[augie]

van Gaal could arguably have justified the painful transition to 3-5-2 if he was stuck with his original squad but they have spent more than enough money for it not to be necessary. He has pissed around with their formation to accommodate Mata, Rooney and van Persie and now he's signed di Maria and Falcao, whilst they look horrifically unbalanced at the back still.

Plastic face is doing a wenker............buying players that he doesn't need, and ignoring areas that urgently need fixing (defence and DM). I fail to see how the players he has bought, are suited to the system he is using

[northbank123]

van Gaal could arguably have justified the painful transition to 3-5-2 if he was stuck with his original squad but they have spent more than enough money for it not to be necessary. He has pissed around with their formation to accommodate Mata, Rooney and van Persie and now he's signed di Maria and Falcao, whilst they look horrifically unbalanced at the back still.

Plastic face is doing a wenker............buying players that he doesn't need, and ignoring areas that urgently need fixing (defence and DM). I fail to see how the players he has bought, are suited to the system he is using

Agreed. If I was him I'd be trying to figure out how to play with 1 centre-back not 3

[clockender1]

phil jones having another mare for England.

I guess LVG and woy think he'll mature like TA did. not seeing it me. Big Tone would typically fall over on the ball or not trap it properly due to nerves. Jones seems to just pass it back to the forwards.

[goonertux]

Early I know, but on tonight's performance, thanks very much for Wellbeck!!!!

[northbank123]

Early I know, but on tonight's performance, thanks very much for Wellbeck!!!!

How fucking smug will we be if he turns out to be a great signing and their strikers all fail to live up to their billing

[DB10GOONER]

I really really want VanButthead to fail. More than just because it's Manure.

This disrespectful childish shite he does of fucking about with the handshake is grating on my fucking nerves. I think it was the cup defeat he went off and signed autographs at the final whistle, ignored the other manager, made the other manager walk waaaaay over and interrupt the autograph signing to basically beg for a handshake. The following league game he just sat there and again made the other manager walk all the way up to him to get a handshake and then the classless cúnt stayed sitting, didn't even accord the other guy the respect of standing up and offering his hand like a man.

Classless fucking piece of shit.

And if any bellend (I'm looking at you McDowell ) fucking whines about "it's only a handshake, wah wah wah, what's the big deal, wah wah wah" then you too can go and fuck yourself.

[Theoperator]

I really really want VanButthead to fail. More than just because it's Manure.

This disrespectful childish shite he does of fucking about with the handshake is grating on my fucking nerves. I think it was the cup defeat he went off and signed autographs at the final whistle, ignored the other manager, made the other manager walk waaaaay over and interrupt the autograph signing to basically beg for a handshake. The following league game he just sat there and again made the other manager walk all the way up to him to get a handshake and then the classless cúnt stayed sitting, didn't even accord the other guy the respect of standing up and offering his hand like a man.

Classless fucking piece of shit.

And if any bellend (I'm looking at you McDowell ) fucking whines about "it's only a handshake, wah wah wah, what's the big deal, wah wah wah" then you too can go and fuck yourself.

Im not sure he is capable of standing up DB10, apart from the autographs I havent seen him standing during the matches at all yet

At least SAF bothered to shake hands- perhaps its a Dutch Freemasonry tradition not to shake hands- filthy bug bearing things anyway.

[mcdowell42]

It's only a handshake

[Theoperator]

wah wah wah, what's the big deal, wah wah wah

[DB10GOONER]

^^ Two cuntahs for the price of one!

We need a FaceBook style "like" button for this thread. Oh, hang on - I'd rather glass myself.

[clockender1]

bit of a tosser to say that Hernandez and Welbeck weren't good enough for united. whilst that does big up James Wilson, its classless IMHO.

both i think will do very well. I would have taken Hernandez as well - i like the kids energy and directness.

but there's every chance that Falcao's rebuilt knee won't make it through an English winter AND RvP will spend time out especially after playing through the summer, which will leave them with the kid and the fat granny botherer up front.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Did anyone else see Van Gaals interview on SSN this morning.

I thought he kept saying "I am always violating myself" He said it about 5 times

My first thoughts were.....This is taking mind games to a whole new level

Yes yes, he meant evaluating