The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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northbank123 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:666. N A T O Leaders .

Utter bunch of gee bag political caaaants - who couldn't make a decision if the world's safety depended on it... :rubchin: ummm hold on...Yes...that's right- A Motherless rabble of back stabbing, creeping, theiving, lying money rich power greedy whores who stuff their faces at endless banquets quaffing wine and cocktails by the gallon while children and pensioners starve and freeze to fecking death world wide....You load of over fed, over pampered load of sneaky, slimey, paedo vermin *word censored* who all deserve to have their testicles and necks stomped on by a bunch of skinheads and be hung with razor wire from the brightest and highest landmark in the capital of their own country then have their rotting remains fed to carrion, while their wives are gang-banged within an inch of death - then fed to rabid pigs.

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You got stuck in traffic behind Bazza O'Bama didn't you?
Quite looking forward to going to work in town tomorrow and not feeling like I'm being shepherded through a warzone.
There were more plod in town than citizens on Thursday and Friday. What a waste of money. :evil: :banghead: :cussing:

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We worked it out Thursday afternoon £84m for at that time 2 arrests = £42m per arrest, a generous estimate of 500 protestors = £170000 per protestor.

Money well spent!!!!

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I saw a 'protest' at the end of Queen Street last Thursday and there were literally 40-odd people there. Some people were holding Palestine flags, one bloke just had a piece of A4 paper with a biro-scribbled "FUCK NATO" on it. The only thing lending it the slightest shred of credibility was the fact that the police outnumbered them 2 or 3 to 1 :oops:

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666. Chris Coleman. That's it you cúnt, play Ramsey for the 90 on a shit rubber pitch against fucking Andorra 4 days before Citeh come to our place. Fucking Ubercunt. :evil:

666.1. Interlull football. :roll: :x Boring shite that delivers only one thing to fans of club football - injured players. Fuck off FIFA, fuck off UEFA, fuck off Septic Bladder and take your fucking French Poodle with you. Fuckers. :evil: :twisted:

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667. People that keep repeating the same number for each post.

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SPUDMASHER wrote:667. People that keep repeating the same number for each post.
666.3. People that don't know 666.2 follows 666.1. Utter, utter cuntflops. :x





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DB10GOONER wrote:666. Chris Coleman. That's it you cúnt, play Ramsey for the 90 on a shit rubber pitch against fucking Andorra 4 days before Citeh come to our place. Fucking Ubercunt. :evil:

666.1. Interlull football. :roll: :x Boring shite that delivers only one thing to fans of club football - injured players. Fuck off FIFA, fuck off UEFA, fuck off Septic Bladder and take your fucking French Poodle with you. Fuckers. :evil: :twisted:
Abso Fuckin Lutely-


This lying, thieving, corrupt C.U.N.T Image

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To be fair the pitch didn't cause the injury. For all the criticisms of 3G it is probably the safest surface as you can't slip, you can't get your studs caught and it won't give way. He was taking the piss a bit with stepovers and Cruyff turns and got kicked. It was a poor footballing surface as it is just too slow and the bounce is too artificial which combined with the tiny pitch was like watching a bunch of retards play 8-a-side on a 5-a-side pitch. But the utterly woeful pundits on Sky yesterday (Ian Rush - moron, Dean Saunders - moron, Simon Davies - yawn) seemed to forget some of the cabbage patches some international teams play on. Last time round Wales played in Croatia on a pitch far likelier to cause injury and far less conducive to passing football.

As annoying as the injury and the general inconvenience of international football is, I don't think international managers owe much of a duty to club managers with regards to competitive fixtures unless there is a pre-existing injury or an obvious risk arises.

Chris Coleman struggling to mastermind a 2-1 victory over a side who have lost over 20 competitive matches in a row single-handedly due to the most expensive player in footballing history, however, is well worthy of a place on the c*nt list.

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northbank123 wrote:To be fair the pitch didn't cause the injury. For all the criticisms of 3G it is probably the safest surface as you can't slip, you can't get your studs caught and it won't give way. He was taking the piss a bit with stepovers and Cruyff turns and got kicked. It was a poor footballing surface as it is just too slow and the bounce is too artificial which combined with the tiny pitch was like watching a bunch of retards play 8-a-side on a 5-a-side pitch. But the utterly woeful pundits on Sky yesterday (Ian Rush - moron, Dean Saunders - moron, Simon Davies - yawn) seemed to forget some of the cabbage patches some international teams play on. Last time round Wales played in Croatia on a pitch far likelier to cause injury and far less conducive to passing football.
I've played on 3G and it is far less forgiving than grass, far easier to turn an ankle. The fact there is so little give also means if you get caught on your standing leg you are fucked, whereas with grass you can often slip out from under an over the top lunge because of that bit of give.

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12914 People who keep changing their Avitar.

I just get used to someone and their posting style then they change their picture and I dont know them again, its most confusing. :oops:

Will just have to learn posters names and know who to read.

Some change their pics every few weeks- more often than they invent a new shortening for a surname. :wink: :|

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Theoperator wrote:12914 People who keep changing their Avitar.

I just get used to someone and their posting style then they change their picture and I dont know them again, its most confusing. :oops:

Will just have to learn posters names and know who to read.

Some change their pics every few weeks- more often than they invent a new shortening for a surname. :wink: :|
OneBardEwokTard? :rubchin:

:lol: :wink:

I've had the same iconic avatar since day one. 8)

I too wish people wouldn't change them because I used to use them as a kind of visual filter to avoid reading bollocks from some of our lesser members (Spuddy mostly). :-P :wink:

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Must change my avatar

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there used to be more tit/arse avatars :(

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mcdowell42 wrote:Must change my avatar
Not got butter on the last one again McD :shock:

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Pullis - he's been talk of Cardiff City twitter nazis this evening. I need to call him a *word censored* before he gets sainted in this town.

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