Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[SteveO 35]

Its a rare thing for me to cheer for any team managed by that corrupt, tax dodging twitchy *word censored*, but I can honestly say that I will piss my pants if Ferdinand kicks Falcao out of the game and they beat the Mancs

Can't see it because QPR at home is as close to a 3 point banker as you get in the PL

[northbank123]

I think van Gaal summed up his ego in his comments on Welbeck. Most United fans were probably my overly worried at his departure, nobody in their right mind could suggest he has a comparable record to van Persie or Rooney.

But by directly comparing them to me it shows what a pile of bollocks this long-term plan he talks about is. They have 3 better strikers than us but van Persie is 31 and his body is a disaster zone, Rooney is nearly 29 having played top-flight and international football since about 16 or 17 and Falcao is 28 at least depending on reports with a ruined knee. All he wants to do is spend an absolute fortune, experience some short-term success and piss off in 3 years, leaving them with a similar problem and a lot less money. And if his successor does well, he will style himself as the founder of modern Man United.

Honestly, the more the bloke does the less he worries me.

[SteveO 35]

The good thing about Van Gaal is that he is making me absolutely fucking hate ManUre with a passion again. I didn't think it would be possible to find someone as equally odious as Maureen, but this *word censored* takes the biscuit.

He uses the word 'philosophy' as often as Wenger uses 'spirit'.

A philosophy of spending a fucking fortune casino gambling and staying in the bottom half is one we can all embrace mate

[VoiceOfReason]

If they don't beat QPR later, I really will be laughing!

[SteveO 35]

If ever you needed a team to come along and get you out of a rut, phone 'Arry and his useless bunch of *word censored* from West London

They are absolutely pathetic

[Kvltman]

It's embarrassing how easy this has been for Man Utd. It goes without saying their new look will be tested much more sternly so not worrying about them too much just yet.

Looking forward to seeing the Rs going straight back down where they belong and beyond if all this financial trouble catches up with them.

[SteveO 35]

It's embarrassing how easy this has been for Man Utd. It goes without saying their new look will be tested much more sternly so not worrying about them too much just yet.

Looking forward to seeing the Rs going straight back down where they belong and beyond if all this financial trouble catches up with them.

The very few times 'Arrys 'Opeless Krunts have got forward ManUre's defence looks all over the place and they've started to get at De Gea too.

Old man Ferdinand and Rob Green are doing their best to give United ten goals at the moment

[SteveO 35]

Just the man you need to shore up the back line.....here comes Armand Traore......last time he was there 8 went past him

QPR are absolutely fucking hopeless - surely they are finishing 20th. Leicester and Burnley at least look like they have some fight about them

[topgoon]

On what planet is Clint Hill a top flight footballer. He'd look out of place in the top end of the championship.

Media can w**k themselves silly over thus performance but Matt Phillips wasted the best chance of the game.

Blind will get bullied at Stoke,chavs,Shitty. There are lots of teams that will b*tch slap that midfield.

They will do better than last season but they are not as good as last season's top 4.

How sh*t are QPR by the way

[SteveO 35]

There are two good things that will come out of this

1. The massive overreaction there will be from the United loving media
2. Watching that twitching *word censored* going through the wringer after another bumholing

[topgoon]

Seriously Wtf was that defending. Mata standing completely understand-f**king-marked.

Hope these tossers go straight back down

[Dan_85]

QPR are fucking shit. Hope they go straight back down, never to be seen again. Awful club with no business playing in the Premier League.

Utd only 1pt behind us now.

[SteveO 35]

The old stat about QPR's wage bill still being higher than AC Milan's came up again during the week.

Another club that the supposed wheeler dealer is about to bankrupt

[Dan_85]

And they're all piping up on facebook now I see. Hadn't heard a peep out of em for the best part of a year. Well, since they beat us, ironically.

[SteveO 35]

And they're all piping up on facebook now I see. Hadn't heard a peep out of em for the best part of a year. Well, since they beat us, ironically.

It will continue for a couple of weeks yet because they have Leicester and the Shammers next up.

In October and November they play Everton, Chavs, City and us so we'll see how they are really doing by then. Maureen will be watching this and laughing because they've got so many gaps at the back and in the heart of midfield I expect Chavski will piss on them by 3 or more