Thismcdowell42 wrote:Our throw in at their corner flag and we concede ,absolute dogshit
Dortmund away match thread
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First things first - why are we wearing that awful shit kit?
Second - why is the Ref wearing his underpants?
We can't pass
we're not closing them down like they are us
we lose possession too often
we don't have any shots at goal
I'm not gonna have a go at Welbeck because I said I'd give him 3 months but he should've converted one of his chances.
Second - why is the Ref wearing his underpants?
We can't pass
we're not closing them down like they are us
we lose possession too often
we don't have any shots at goal
I'm not gonna have a go at Welbeck because I said I'd give him 3 months but he should've converted one of his chances.
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Concede from your own throw, near their corner flag, should I laugh,should I cry.
Note to the 10 outfield players,when you play football,it helps to hold on to the ball for more than a nanosecond.
Stop giving the f**king ball away and you might got something more than your a**e handed to you in this game.
Some teams are really good and have odd days, some teams are really sh*t and raise their level sometimes. I haven't a clue what we are
Note to the 10 outfield players,when you play football,it helps to hold on to the ball for more than a nanosecond.

Stop giving the f**king ball away and you might got something more than your a**e handed to you in this game.

Some teams are really good and have odd days, some teams are really sh*t and raise their level sometimes. I haven't a clue what we are

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You know that magic Fabregas spell? Can we try it so that Klopp appears in our dugout after HT?
Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp scome to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us
Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp scome to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us
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not watching the game because of this.Perryashburtongroves wrote:17 fucking years of this shit. 17 fucking years.
We're here to collect our moneys please.

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Arsene please please please just fuck off.
So much for the "Arsenal style". Look at us, it's fucking painful to watch. We literally have no idea what to do. We shit ourselves and cling on desperately when they attack us. The balls cannons around like a pinball table when we try and put a few passes together. We have no ideas other than to try and play the most intricate little triangles in the tightest possible space. There's no pace, control, penetration, ideas, motivation, tactics...
So much for the "Arsenal style". Look at us, it's fucking painful to watch. We literally have no idea what to do. We shit ourselves and cling on desperately when they attack us. The balls cannons around like a pinball table when we try and put a few passes together. We have no ideas other than to try and play the most intricate little triangles in the tightest possible space. There's no pace, control, penetration, ideas, motivation, tactics...
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To be fair, and I'm not often fair to AW the first 7/8 years were not shit.Perryashburtongroves wrote:17 fucking years of this shit. 17 fucking years.
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its what you get when you're managed by cowards like wenger and bould, team is an image of its management
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Arteta AWOL for the goal and totally off the pace to be able to play the pivotal DCM role. We are going to concede shit loads this season with Flamini and Arteta in that position.
I'd give my left bollock to have Klopp as our manager.
I'd give my left bollock to have Klopp as our manager.
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how has bellerin played ?
i'm disappointed in the performance and score but not surprised - the team are a little bit jaded after playing on saturday, and then there are the injuries....
I bet our spiwit and quality is super though.
i'm disappointed in the performance and score but not surprised - the team are a little bit jaded after playing on saturday, and then there are the injuries....
I bet our spiwit and quality is super though.
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The team are not jaded, they're just shit.clockender1 wrote:how has bellerin played ?
i'm disappointed in the performance and score but not surprised - the team are a little bit jaded after playing on saturday, and then there are the injuries....
I bet our spiwit and quality is super though.
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9 or 10 fucking years of this shit. 9 or 10 fucking years.Chippy wrote:To be fair, and I'm not often fair to AW the first 7/8 years were not shit.Perryashburtongroves wrote:17 fucking years of this shit. 17 fucking years.
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The thing is that there are two tactical approaches or mix of those two that destroys our game every time, every fucking single time. And those are pressing high up and aggressively or fast counter attacking or mix of those two.
That's exactly what Borussia is now doing and that's why we look like shitting our pants. This is called tactics.
That's exactly what Borussia is now doing and that's why we look like shitting our pants. This is called tactics.
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No way...Klopp's just the german version of wenger!!Leyton Gooner wrote:You know that magic Fabregas spell? Can we try it so that Klopp appears in our dugout after HT?
Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp scome to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us, Klopp come to us
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WANKER OUT