Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[Bradywasking]

Weekend saved for Sky, after yesterday's abysmal performance by Champions elect Liverpool today's superb showing by their second (interchangeable) team is a life saver . Thought it was a pathetic game made even more pathetic by a pathetic QPR.

[Rosie_titters]

Good to see all those plastic man u fans, creaming themselves after beating QPR 4-0

hello, your fucking team cost over £350m, isn't this what you expect.

For me unless they win the league, Van Gaal should be sacked.

[greengooner]

Its a rare thing for me to cheer for any team managed by that corrupt, tax dodging twitchy *word censored*, but I can honestly say that I will piss my pants if Ferdinand kicks Falcao out of the game and they beat the Mancs

Can't see it because QPR at home is as close to a 3 point banker as you get in the PL

The real three point home banker is when we rock up to old Shatford already beaten before we take to the field

[SteveO 35]

Its a rare thing for me to cheer for any team managed by that corrupt, tax dodging twitchy *word censored*, but I can honestly say that I will piss my pants if Ferdinand kicks Falcao out of the game and they beat the Mancs

Can't see it because QPR at home is as close to a 3 point banker as you get in the PL

The real three point home banker is when we rock up to old Shatford already beaten before we take to the field

Absolutely - its the penultimate game of the season, so inevitable defeat will see us going into the *****-a-minute final game against West Brom needing a win to secure the umpteenth Chumpions League qualification and ultimate wet dream

[rodders999]

While they have awesome attacking options their defence is absolute shit. They will get bumholed by City and Chavs and can see them coming a cropper away from home against teams who will get in their faces.

[northbank123]

One walkover and within a few hours there's an article on BBC homepage about how well di Maria fits in and how fucking rosy things are there.

Quite glad really, not so much fun them being shit when they expect it. Well done van Gaal, you've spent a fortune and and finally at the fourth time of asking they beat mid-table/relegation fodder.

[DB10GOONER]

I think van Gaal summed up his ego in his comments on Welbeck. Most United fans were probably my overly worried at his departure, nobody in their right mind could suggest he has a comparable record to van Persie or Rooney.

But by directly comparing them to me it shows what a pile of bollocks this long-term plan he talks about is. They have 3 better strikers than us but van Persie is 31 and his body is a disaster zone, Rooney is nearly 29 having played top-flight and international football since about 16 or 17 and Falcao is 28 at least depending on reports with a ruined knee. All he wants to do is spend an absolute fortune, experience some short-term success and piss off in 3 years, leaving them with a similar problem and a lot less money. And if his successor does well, he will style himself as the founder of modern Man United.

Honestly, the more the bloke does the less he worries me.

um... why the fuck did he compare them to you?

[Theoperator]

And they're all piping up on facebook now I see. Hadn't heard a peep out of em for the best part of a year. Well, since they beat us, ironically.

It will continue for a couple of weeks yet because they have Leicester and the Shammers next up.

In October and November they play Everton, Chavs, City and us so we'll see how they are really doing by then. Maureen will be watching this and laughing because they've got so many gaps at the back and in the heart of midfield I expect Chavski will piss on them by 3 or more

More Pizza take aways for Cesc no doubt Hope they bum them by 8 or more

[WE8SPURS]

I know this is a massive over reaction to the season so far but unless we sort this out quickly I can see these cnts finishing above us after only enjoying their demise for one season and that my friends will finish me off me thinks!

Still think they have big problems but the writing was on the wall last year when Wenger reiterated what a non-tactical wretch he is after taking only 1 point from these fuckers when every man and his dog were beating them home or away. Can't ever forgive that prick for messing that opportunity up for us fans as that 'special day' was a long time coming and how i'd longed to give it back to my mates(ish)

[goonertux]

Don't worry! We've got our problems as we all know, but so have they! They still have Evans, Jones, Smalling to fill the two centre back spots, so plenty of fun still to come! The real shame will come when we go up there, but don't go at them, and dick about around the edge of the box, before conceding late on! Unfortunately, we'll have to live with the strange feeling of enjoying Citeh, Chavs, Victims, giving them a tonking!

[clockender1]

While they have awesome attacking options their defence is absolute shit. They will get bumholed by City and Chavs and can see them coming a cropper away from home against teams who will get in their faces.

and at home too. goals might help em out sometimes, but an organized defence still has a sneaky chance of a win at old toilet.

i'm sticking with my prediction that they'll be 9 points behind the top 4 in December and they'll be another panic buy or LVG will get sacked.

their next three are Leicester A, West Ham H and Everton H. i think they'll struggle to get a win at Leicester, and at home to Everton.

[OneBardGooner]

I know this is a massive over reaction to the season so far but unless we sort this out quickly I can see these cnts finishing above us after only enjoying their demise for one season and that my friends will finish me off me thinks!

Still think they have big problems but the writing was on the wall last year when Wenger reiterated what a non-tactical wretch he is after taking only 1 point from these fuckers when every man and his dog were beating them home or away. Can't ever forgive that prick for messing that opportunity up for us fans as that 'special day' was a long time coming and how i'd longed to give it back to my mates(ish)

Yup! and we would have to change the title of this thread to.....

Let's all laugh at ourselves along with all those plastic manccunts.

[LDB]

Spending 30m on a left back and then not picking him is curious..

[augie]

These b*stards are beginning to find a bit of form (since they changed their formation ironically enough ) and will push us hard for top 4. Granted their defence is still extremely suspect, but their front 3 are all top quality

Mind you, thank god for Rafael

[augie]