The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Theoperator wrote:12914 People who keep changing their Avitar.

I just get used to someone and their posting style then they change their picture and I dont know them again, its most confusing. :oops:

Will just have to learn posters names and know who to read.

Some change their pics every few weeks- more often than they invent a new shortening for a surname. :wink: :|
Dwarfoid Ickle ting dat i izzz in my green suit and high heeled boots :rubchin:

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I've had the same iconic avatar since day one. 8)

I too wish people wouldn't change them because I used to use them as a kind of visual filter to avoid reading bollocks from some of our lesser members (Spuddy mostly). :-P :wink:
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Arsene Wenker.

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Michael Owen.

The most obnoxious pri*k in football with the most hanging/egregious speaking voice I've ever heard - sounds like a fu*king caterwaul.

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^^^This^^^ :high5:

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It's not his fault though. You're forgetting the law that says at least 51% of all pundits have to be ex-Victims players.

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Alex Salmond. Candle faced cretin.

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Platini - the *word censored* is shwing his true corrupt *word censored* colours already

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29285817

The perfect replacement for to take over fifa from that other corrupt *word censored* fat bloated

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666. Pardew. The "man" (and I use that term loosely) just cannot be cunted enough. Where's your fucking notebook now, you bellend? :lol:

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+1 for Alex Salmond

Can't stand that anti English prick. Even his efforts to rig the voting by moving the goalposts so that 16 year olds to have their say didn't work. I'm just so pleased that he lost as the whole thing was about him, not what was best for Scotland or the UK. This charade was about him writing his name into history and he shit out big time!

Hopefully the xenophobic little nonse will disappear completely and we'll never have to put up with his bullshit again.

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OneBardGooner wrote:Platini - the *word censored* is shwing his true corrupt *word censored* colours already

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29285817

The perfect replacement for to take over fifa from that other corrupt *word censored* fat bloated
Why have you cunted him for that? :shock: - did you read it? :lol:

He's promised to give the equal value of the watch (reportedly £16k) to charity instead of handing the gift back 8)

Assuming he follows through with what he said, I think that's a very decent thing to do... certainly not deserving of a cunting! :o :lol:

(he's still a *word censored* though :cussing: )

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g88ner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Platini - the *word censored* is shwing his true corrupt *word censored* colours already

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29285817

The perfect replacement for to take over fifa from that other corrupt *word censored* fat bloated
Why have you cunted him for that? :shock: - did you read it? :lol:

He's promised to give the equal value of the watch (reportedly £16k) to charity instead of handing the gift back 8)

Assuming he follows through with what he said, I think that's a very decent thing to do... certainly not deserving of a cunting! :o :lol:

(he's still a *word censored* though :cussing: )
:lol:

Do the watched have Fergie's face on them?

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arseofacrow wrote:
g88ner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Platini - the *word censored* is shwing his true corrupt *word censored* colours already

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29285817

The perfect replacement for to take over fifa from that other corrupt *word censored* fat bloated
Why have you cunted him for that? :shock: - did you read it? :lol:

He's promised to give the equal value of the watch (reportedly £16k) to charity instead of handing the gift back 8)

Assuming he follows through with what he said, I think that's a very decent thing to do... certainly not deserving of a cunting! :o :lol:

(he's still a *word censored* though :cussing: )
:lol:

Do the watched have Fergie's face on them?

:barscarf:
That sounds like one of those shit Sky Atlantic shows... "The Watched".... starring a Wahlberg and a washed up old TV detective from the 80's... :lol:

"Two totally opposite guys from different parts of town meet whilst lurking around a kids' playground... watching... the watched..." :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
g88ner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Platini - the *word censored* is shwing his true corrupt *word censored* colours already

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29285817

The perfect replacement for to take over fifa from that other corrupt *word censored* fat bloated
Why have you cunted him for that? :shock: - did you read it? :lol:

He's promised to give the equal value of the watch (reportedly £16k) to charity instead of handing the gift back 8)

Assuming he follows through with what he said, I think that's a very decent thing to do... certainly not deserving of a cunting! :o :lol:

(he's still a *word censored* though :cussing: )
:lol:

Do the watched have Fergie's face on them?

:barscarf:
That sounds like one of those shit Sky Atlantic shows... "The Watched".... starring a Wahlberg and a washed up old TV detective from the 80's... :lol:

"Two totally opposite guys from different parts of town meet whilst lurking around a kids' playground... watching... the watched..." :lol:
Dodgy old men hanging around playgrounds covertly spying? Sounds far more like a BBC drama to me mate :lol:

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northbank123 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
g88ner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Platini - the *word censored* is shwing his true corrupt *word censored* colours already

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29285817

The perfect replacement for to take over fifa from that other corrupt *word censored* fat bloated
Why have you cunted him for that? :shock: - did you read it? :lol:

He's promised to give the equal value of the watch (reportedly £16k) to charity instead of handing the gift back 8)

Assuming he follows through with what he said, I think that's a very decent thing to do... certainly not deserving of a cunting! :o :lol:

(he's still a *word censored* though :cussing: )
:lol:

Do the watched have Fergie's face on them?

:barscarf:
That sounds like one of those shit Sky Atlantic shows... "The Watched".... starring a Wahlberg and a washed up old TV detective from the 80's... :lol:

"Two totally opposite guys from different parts of town meet whilst lurking around a kids' playground... watching... the watched..." :lol:
Dodgy old men hanging around playgrounds covertly spying? Sounds far more like a BBC drama to me mate :lol:
More like a night out in Dublin :lol: :wink:

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Take your pick - nver seen so many *word censored* in one place - except the last time I saw us rape the scumvermin at the trade


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