Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

What do Manchester United and Richard the Third have in common?

They both got buried in Leicester.

[clockender1]

. There is nothing worse than the big mouthed Monday morning warrior Manure "fan"

this is why its hilarious.

i put a post note on the work fridge yesterday morning :

"Q: whats the difference between Man U and a Hexagram ?

A: a Hexagram has 6 points..."

great comments from Gary Neville this morning - they need two more transfer windows and to spend another 100million to compete for the title BUT he still rates Phil Jones and Chris Smalling as long as LVG and giggs believe that, their demise will continue

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Cant be long now before the little boy inside Van Overboard throws his toys out the pram at not being head boy anymore either. He'll be at Juve or Roma or somewhere within a year.

[clockender1]

Cant be long now before the little boy inside Van Overboard throws his toys out the pram at not being head boy anymore either. He'll be at Juve or Roma or somewhere within a year.

do you blame him, I would be out of that shite as fast as. if you're over 30 why arse around playing 2nd fiddle to a loan striker and the granny botherer ?

did you see his apopletic tantrum at the back 4 - i pissed myself.

[mcdowell42]

He has form for pissing off if he doesn't get his own way.

[clockender1]

and nice to see Chicharito score a couple off the bench for Real Madrid this week too.

the better Welbeck and him do, the more it rubs it in for them.

[DB10GOONER]

The Granny Molester demonstrated his captain's ability not by the boring old cliches of putting an arm around a fellow player's shoulder, or saying "come on lads - we are better than this, let's get stuck in". Oh no, he employed the modern footballer go-to tactic of.... having a big tantrum.

Fucking piebald looking arsehole.

Long may he captain them.

Fantastic.

[officepest]

Oh the never ending hilarity of listening to Utd fans moan about a terrible penalty decision: "Wah, wah, wah, Clattenburg is biased, cost us the game"

Rooney. Campbell. Dive. Pizza. Fuck. Off. And. Take. Your. Medicine.

The same moaning *word censored* who'd say that "dodgy decsions even themselves out over a season" as Utd score an offside winner in the 98th minute.

Long may it continue.

[DB10GOONER]

Rooney. Campbell. Dive. Pizza. Fuck. Off. And. Take. Your. Medicine.

I wonder... could we get a few lads to get that printed on something... I dunno... something kind of flaggy or clothy, something like a banner maybe, to bring up to old shatford?

I've gone too far.

[Henry Norris 1913]

don't mention banner and old trafford in the same sentence. it back bad memories

[GranadaJoe]

Banner: "Old Trafford; Champion's Section", brings back very, very good memories.

[officepest]

Banner: "Old Trafford; Champion's Section", brings back very, very good memories.

Genuine class, that one.

[officepest]

Rooney. Campbell. Dive. Pizza. Fuck. Off. And. Take. Your. Medicine.

I wonder... could we get a few lads to get that printed on something... I dunno... something kind of flaggy or clothy, something like a banner maybe, to bring up to old shatford?

I've gone too far.

In Arsene we trust.

Who'd heard of flip and flops 4 yrs ago?

[DB10GOONER]

Rooney. Campbell. Dive. Pizza. Fuck. Off. And. Take. Your. Medicine.

I wonder... could we get a few lads to get that printed on something... I dunno... something kind of flaggy or clothy, something like a banner maybe, to bring up to old shatford?

I've gone too far.

In Arsene we trust.

Who'd heard of flip and flops 4 yrs ago?

I wonder... if you organised a threesome with She-Ra and her sister Captain LesbianBeard... which one would flip and which one would flop?

But I suppose the bigger question would be which one had the biggest cock....

[officepest]

Rooney. Campbell. Dive. Pizza. Fuck. Off. And. Take. Your. Medicine.

I wonder... could we get a few lads to get that printed on something... I dunno... something kind of flaggy or clothy, something like a banner maybe, to bring up to old shatford?

I've gone too far.

In Arsene we trust.

Who'd heard of flip and flops 4 yrs ago?

I wonder... if you organised a threesome with She-Ra and her sister Captain LesbianBeard... which one would flip and which one would flop?

But I suppose the bigger question would be which one had the biggest cock....

What would that be categorised as on a bongo tube? Shemale? Lesbian? Sisters?

No need . . . . just no