Alexis Alejandro Sánchez

[Gunner Rob]

"Please don't go" would be a good song for Alexis Sanchez...

[VAVAVOOM 14]

Me when Sanchez tries to leave:

[OneBardGooner]

WE NEED A SONG FOR THE BEST PLAYER IN THE TEAM - A PLAYER WHO HAS BEEN AND IS THE SAVING LIGHT IN AN OTHERWISE DARK, DARK SEASON.

WE NEED A SONG TO HONOUR OUR VERY BEST PLAYER!

If you think that a song is gonna help distract him from the pile of shite he has walked into, then you are mad

Well yes, I have been called Mad - or so the doctors and Fwank say...But..I Digress......

But this isn't about that Augie old mufferchuffer - Whether he stays or leaves and at the moment the odds might lean towards the latter...

Even so it is about showing Our Appreciation of Him as a Player doing his very utmost in awfgul circumstances - Having found himself under a manager who has lost the plot and doesn't know how to run a team. Also for what he is doing and trying to achieve on the pitch - even though enormous odds are stacked against him - A player of tremendous Skill, Quality, Drive and Absolute Committment - he has yet to not give 101% in every game - and rumour has it he also gives the same amount of effort and commitment in training - something that cannot be said of any other player at Arsenal over the past 4 - 5 seasons (?) happy to be corrected on that btw. (even allowing for when Cesc was still trying his best)

THAT is Why? He deserves a song - In a few short months he has demonstarted what each and evbery player at Arseanl Should be doing - And even though he may soon depart at least he will leave knowing we Gooners Appreciated him.

[OneBardGooner]

To the tune of Drunken Sailor - and at a far slower beat/tempo:

So instead of Hoo Raay Up She Rises - Early In The Morning"

"Weigh Hey! Alexis Sanchez

Weigh! Hey! Alexis Sanchez

Weigh! Hey! Alexis Sanchez

He scores another goal!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4hvcRh9XzY

[VAVAVOOM 14]

To the tune of Drunken Sailor - and at a far slower beat/tempo:

So instead of Hoo Raay Up She Rises - Early In The Morning"

"Weigh Hey! Alexis Sanchez

Weigh! Hey! Alexis Sanchez

Weigh! Hey! Alexis Sanchez

He scores another goal!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4hvcRh9XzY

Would work quite well actually.

[DB10GOONER]

To the tune of Drunken Sailor - and at a far slower beat/tempo:

So instead of Hoo Raay Up She Rises - Early In The Morning"

"Weigh Hey! Alexis Sanchez

Weigh! Hey! Alexis Sanchez

Weigh! Hey! Alexis Sanchez

He scores another goal!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4hvcRh9XzY

Would work quite well actually.

No it wouldn't. "Alexis" doesn't scan unless you drop the "A" and pronounce it "Lexis".

"Alex" does scan though.

Surprised Hlebby wasn't all over this, the fat stoned waster.

[clockender1]

Daily Mail says his goals are keeping us out of the bottom four :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... sists.html

[robbo10]

WE NEED A SONG FOR THE BEST PLAYER IN THE TEAM - A PLAYER WHO HAS BEEN AND IS THE SAVING LIGHT IN AN OTHERWISE DARK, DARK SEASON.

WE NEED A SONG TO HONOUR OUR VERY BEST PLAYER!

"He leaves when he wants"

"He leaves when he wants".....

[OneBardGooner]

To the tune of Drunken Sailor - and at a far slower beat/tempo:

So instead of Hoo Raay Up She Rises - Early In The Morning"

"Weigh Hey! Alexis Sanchez

Weigh! Hey! Alexis Sanchez

Weigh! Hey! Alexis Sanchez

He scores another goal!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4hvcRh9XzY

Would work quite well actually.

No it wouldn't. "Alexis" doesn't scan unless you drop the "A" and pronounce it "Lexis".

"Alex" does scan though.

Surprised Hlebby wasn't all over this, the fat stoned waster.

It does work - and scan you just do not know how to sing!

As for Hlebby getting his mits on this he has NO feckin' idea about rhyming or scanning etc.

He just thinks he does.

[wibble]

WE NEED A SONG FOR THE BEST PLAYER IN THE TEAM - A PLAYER WHO HAS BEEN AND IS THE SAVING LIGHT IN AN OTHERWISE DARK, DARK SEASON.

WE NEED A SONG TO HONOUR OUR VERY BEST PLAYER!

"He leaves when he wants"

"He leaves when he wants".....

Enough Wenger songs, we're trying to get one for sanchez!

[manninger]

http://www.teamtalk.com/news/2483/95617 ... at-Arsenal

this guy is a.......have no words than the best thing happen since th14...sorry to see him leave next summer...but understandable...

[SteveO 35]

He came to us from sunny Spain....Sanchez.....Sanchez
He scored but then we lost again.......Sanchez......Sanchez
He came to us to win some pots
And now he's playing for fourth spot
Its Alexis Sanchez......Arsenal's seventeen

La la la la la la la la......Sanchez......Sanchez.........la la la la la la la la Sanchez........Sanchez

He scores a goal
Slides on his knees
He'll soon be playing for City........its Alexis Sanchez..........Arsenal's seventeen

[Herd]

It's funny because it's true , this man will not want to hang around in Loserville very long !

[TurnipMasher]

Saw this on another site. Made me laugh, and then made me sad...

[OneBardGooner]

Saw this on another site. Made me laugh, and then made me sad...

That is the most apt photo to describe Arsenal I have seen in quite a while.....nd just as you so rightly say...funny but Truly Sad.