Wenger and Bouldy Caption Competition/s

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Wenger and Bouldy Caption Competition/s

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No you numpty it's spelt T A C T I C S Not Tic Tacs ! :roll:






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Ere Bouldy see zat Lear Private jet flying out from ze airport - I have two of them ! :D




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Steve Bould tries the power of telepathy to convince wenger to take sanogo off before he injures one of his own players!

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OneBardGooner wrote:



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Steve Bould tries the power of telepathy to convince wenger to take sanogo off before he injures one of his own players!


Bouldie - " I have had enough of working with this French numpty" :roll:

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Wenger to Bould: "Look up there, it's Row Z.
Zat's what I was telling you about earlier, zis is where ze Sanogo has been shooting, but with a year's coaching we can lower it to Row D."

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Bould " yes defenders..come on you must remember them, there was Tony, Lee, Nigel, Martin...and me...we defended "
Wenger " I didn't see it"

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Bradywasking wrote:Image

Bould " yes defenders..come on you must remember them, there was Tony, Lee, Nigel, Martin...and me...we defended "
Wenger " I didn't see it"
:coffeespit: :lol: :lol:

That's the winner for me! 8)

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Bould: Arsene, there's a bloke behind you who's got nothing on underneath his zipper jacket. He's just about to bare an offensive tattoo directed at yor inability to manage and general fuckwitedness. The only way you can stop him is to resign.

Wenger: Good luck with the zip.

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Bouldy: "Seriously, we've just pissed away another 3-0 lead. Are you really THIS stupid?"
Arsene: "hmm... yer know Ah ferked a repper, huh Bouldy? Huh? Who hev yer ferked wiz yer bald head, huh? Huh?!"

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augie wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:



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Steve Bould tries the power of telepathy to convince wenger to take sanogo off before he injures one of his own players!


Bouldie - " I have had enough of working with this French numpty" :roll:


Bouldie: 'Arsene, thanks for the memories but it's time to say goodbye'

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"D'you what Arsene,you are a stubborn deluded *word censored* who has destroyed the legacy you built at this club,and I wish you would just fuck right off",

"Sorry Steve......did you say something?"

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OneBardGooner wrote:Image
Despite an enjoyable Christmas dinner, Bould was miffed that Wenger ended up with the plastic watch from the cracker.

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"For the last time Arsene, I'm not sitting on your fucking lap".

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"Looks as though we are just one or two seats short of a full stadium, Steve".

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OneBardGooner wrote:Image
SB - " Do you have any idea at all what you're doing ?"

AW - "wheel yeez, making a fortune for doing nothing of course..."

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SB: "what the fuck do you pay me to do, Arsene?"

AW: "To sit there like a good little boy and keep your fucking mouth shut. I pay your fucking mortgage and if you rock the boat I'll have you out on your arse and replaced by A N Other yes-man. Got it?"

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Arsene: See Stevie - if you look up in Block 2 you can still see someone who likes me?

Bouldy: Yes, Arsene but didn't we tell you it was Care in the Community day today and SteveO's dad has a special bus waiting for him

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