Dave Whelan - oh dear.

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flash gunner wrote:Dave Whelan is a silly old dinosaur *word censored* who should retire
But he broke his leg don't you know?

Yesterday: "some of my best friends are Jewish", followed later by "anyone fancy a meal at Chingalings?" - total twat-jockey.

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officepest wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Dave Whelan is a silly old dinosaur *word censored* who should retire
But he broke his leg don't you know?

Yesterday: "some of my best friends are Jewish", followed later by "anyone fancy a meal at Chingalings?" - total twat-jockey.
Could be worse mate.

He could've said "Some of my best mates are Ching-a-lings, Anyone fancy a Jewish meal?"

That's a joke before anyone suggests arresting me and hanging me out of a window by my ankles . . . . . . .

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Can anyone confirm if Dave Whelan once suffered a broken leg please? :rubchin:

I'm sure I heard it mentioned once somewhere...

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DB10GOONER wrote:Can anyone confirm if Dave Whelan once suffered a broken leg please? :rubchin:

I'm sure I heard it mentioned once somewhere...
and if he did where did he do it? :shock:

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DB10GOONER wrote:Can anyone confirm if Dave Whelan once suffered a broken leg please? :rubchin:

I'm sure I heard it mentioned once somewhere...
WHAT! ?? Dave (akaKKK ) Once broke his leg!??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Jaaaysuss you’re joking – What He actually Broke a leg and managed to become a multi-squillionaire by selling well dodgy goods and pictures of his broken leg!??

WOW! What a Trooper!

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flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Can anyone confirm if Dave Whelan once suffered a broken leg please? :rubchin:

I'm sure I heard it mentioned once somewhere...
and if he did where did he do it? :shock:

:suicide:

Ooooh! dunno mate! Was it in Vietnam?


























Whilst he was holiday?

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Maybe I got this wrong. Maybe it wasn't a leg. Did he break a foot maybe? :rubchin:

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Or was it a finger? :shock:

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Maybe someone was pulling it so he could fart!? :shock:

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I'm not convinced. Did he just get stitches maybe? If only he would speak of the injury, then we'd know... :rubchin:

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I did hear the psychological scars were so HUGE he is simply unable to verbalise anything about the tragic incident....Mind you that doesn'r exclude him from making racist comments (alledgedly)....

Maybe it was a broken finger nail? :rubchin:

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Who is this Dave Whelan ? :D

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Bradywasking wrote:Who is this Dave Whelan ? :D
Not really sure. I think he's some racist bloke that sprained his wrist years ago. :rubchin:

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I think he chopped his cock off while watching the FA Cup final, or something like that.

One thing is for sure though; you'll not hear him mention what it was, as he's famously publicity-shy.

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I just wonder what he's views on the Irish are !!!! :shock: :D

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