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northbank123 wrote:
manninger wrote:
Non flying Dutchman wrote:
1989 wrote:Best news.

One of the worst and most embarrassing players in AFC history.

Agreed, thank fuck he's gone :barscarf:

he was poor..and swapped shirt with van rapist.....the but scored goals at Stamford and Hawethorns...a player that was more embarrassing was Stapanovs...remember him at OT? 5-1 at halftime.....
Stepanovs was well out of his depth - not the first, won't be the last and we've had a few since him. But Santos was a fat bastard who despite earning wads of money every week was still massively overweight and nowhere near fit enough for a professional footballer because he couldn't be arsed putting in the effort on the training pitch (or show restraint at the dinner table). Just like he couldn't be arsed putting in the effort on the pitch - happy to charge forward but not to chase back. As for the pathetic pandering towards van Judas...
if we take every player, are they worth their money? no, but some are more worth than others.....but who recommended him? Fatso said he was a winger!!!!

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Fatso said he was a winger!!!!

Yes, he meant chicken wings were his favourite dish in Nando's, although he generally had the entire menu so he didn't miss out on anything!! 8)

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flash gunner wrote:Fuck off Santos fat shirt swapping *word censored*

Nice bit of business Arsene :roll: that degree in economics you have, should be fucking burnt

:coffeespit: :high5: feckin' right mate - where did he get it from a feckin' cereal box? :lol:

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manninger wrote:
northbank123 wrote:
manninger wrote:
Non flying Dutchman wrote:
1989 wrote:Best news.

One of the worst and most embarrassing players in AFC history.

Agreed, thank fuck he's gone :barscarf:

he was poor..and swapped shirt with van rapist.....the but scored goals at Stamford and Hawethorns...a player that was more embarrassing was Stapanovs...remember him at OT? 5-1 at halftime.....
Stepanovs was well out of his depth - not the first, won't be the last and we've had a few since him. But Santos was a fat bastard who despite earning wads of money every week was still massively overweight and nowhere near fit enough for a professional footballer because he couldn't be arsed putting in the effort on the training pitch (or show restraint at the dinner table). Just like he couldn't be arsed putting in the effort on the pitch - happy to charge forward but not to chase back. As for the pathetic pandering towards van Judas...
if we take every player, are they worth their money? no, but some are more worth than others.....but who recommended him? Fatso said he was a winger!!!!
Where he come's from wingers must stand still, wobble around and eat lardy cake in the half-time interval

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TeeCee wrote:
Fatso said he was a winger!!!!

Yes, he meant chicken wings were his favourite dish in Nando's, although he generally had the entire menu so he didn't miss out on anything!! 8)
:lol: :lol:

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Can't believe he has actually gone & we will never have to see that silly face again. he was a terrible purchase by us.
That moment when he asked RVP for his shirt, boy I would have shot him if I had a gun at the time. Twat.

It has been a decent Summer for me. So much crap gone. Squillaci out of contract & Denilson & Santos gone too. Now if only we could shift out Gervinho & Bendtner (somehow).

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A dallying Gus Caesar wrote:Can't believe he has actually gone & we will never have to see that silly face again. he was a terrible purchase by us.
That moment when he asked RVP for his shirt, boy I would have shot him if I had a gun at the time. Twat.

It has been a decent Summer for me. So much crap gone. Squillaci out of contract & Denilson & Santos gone too. Now if only we could shift out Gervinho & Bendtner (somehow).
It is nice to get rid of useless prats like them (although we're jeopardising Forehead deal apparently by claiming 6 and a half mil isn't enough :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: ) but it's not going to make us any better - they probably only made about 15 league starts between them last season.

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A dallying Gus Caesar wrote:Can't believe he has actually gone & we will never have to see that silly face again. he was a terrible purchase by us.
That moment when he asked RVP for his shirt, boy I would have shot him if I had a gun at the time. Twat.

It has been a decent Summer for me. So much crap gone. Squillaci out of contract & Denilson & Santos gone too. Now if only we could shift out Gervinho & Bendtner (somehow).
Old Trafford - the scene of one of the best moments in AFC history in 2002, negated by the modern day Arsenal losing 8-2 in The Day of She-ra's Banner and following it up with getting rubbed out inside 4 minutes by RvP and that useless doughnut munching wankpot swapping shirts at half time. Those last 2 visits to OT were amongst the most cringeworthy moments in over 125 years of history and fat boy Santos played a key part. Good riddance you useless tosser

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[quote="SteveO 35"][quote="A dallying Gus Caesar"]Can't believe he has actually gone & we will never have to see that silly face again. he was a terrible purchase by us.
That moment when he asked RVP for his shirt, boy I would have shot him if I had a gun at the time. Twat.

It would have had to have been with an Elephant gun with dum dum bullets or armour piercing rounds to have penetrated that lardy gut of his mate :wink: Bet the cleaning ladies breathed a sigh of relief after the loo door slammed behind him for the last time 8) Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Took me a while to find this thread but..
I am in India for a project and i come back to the hotel yesterday to switch on the telly and its Andre Santos playing for an indian team in the league.
Apparently plays left mid field here and as the commentator put it, "Has an incredible work engine" and "One of the best players on the pitch." :D

The league also has Bobby Pires, Silvestre, Del Piero, Anelka etc etc. Looks pretty pooular in India.

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mojokickin wrote:Took me a while to find this thread but..
I am in India for a project and i come back to the hotel yesterday to switch on the telly and its Andre Santos playing for an indian team in the league.
Apparently plays left mid field here and as the commentator put it, "Has an incredible work engine" and "One of the best players on the pitch." :D

The league also has Bobby Pires, Silvestre, Del Piero, Anelka etc etc. Looks pretty pooular in India.

No mate that wasn't Santos that was the Buddha! - Same girth different talent :wink:

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ps;


See.

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Okay so The Buddha is slimmer - But not by much...

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Thank fuck I don't have to see that pathetic excuse of a fat fuck of a person trundling around the pitch.

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OneBardGooner wrote:ps;


See.

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Image

Okay so The Buddha is slimmer - But not by much...
The main similarity I see is the Buddha removing his shirt - maybe the sculpture was created at half time

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Apparently the sales of Chikka Tikka Masala have trebled since SantosElBudda went to India :D

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