Other Chrimbo Fixtures

[officepest]

Chelshit equaliser.

[officepest]

Class from Hazard......time to unbuckle the belts folks

I'm so glad we decided to sign Fivehead instead.

[SteveO 35]

Class from Hazard......time to unbuckle the belts folks

The missus is out shopping too......who needs PornHub ? This is the real deal......one more for the Chavs and a scraped 2-1 win for us at the Appy Shammers and I'll be walking like John Wayne by the end of the evening

[clockender1]

Spuds nil United nil. Zzzzzzz.

The best thing about that yawn fest was this beauty from Michael Owen with 13 seconds of the game to go -

"If both managers were offered the point now they'd take it".

What a dull fucking *word censored* he is.

A man so dull that a charisma bypass would actually help him.

but he's still one of Ingerlunds brightest prospects...



bugger. chavs 1-1. assist fabregas.

[rodders999]

Class from Hazard......time to unbuckle the belts folks

I'm so glad we decided to sign Fivehead instead.

Signing Hazard would have killed Fran Merida

[officepest]

Class from Hazard......time to unbuckle the belts folks

I'm so glad we decided to sign Fivehead instead.

Signing Hazard would have killed Fran Merida

Park & Gervinho: what an awesome piece of business that was.

[SteveO 35]

Class from Hazard......time to unbuckle the belts folks

I'm so glad we decided to sign Fivehead instead.

Signing Hazard would have killed Fran Merida

Park & Gervinho: what an awesome piece of business that was.

Try Park and Santos.....in the same window !

ONE.....

[gp543]

Schneiderlin sent off for Soton. Will not feature against us.

[rodders999]

Schneiderlin sent off for Soton. Will not feature against us.

Or for us now that he's suspended

[officepest]

Burnley equaliser flies past Joe Fart.

[rodders999]

What odds were Burnley for the draw 2 down at half time away to City I wonder?

Epic shitting of the pants from City there

[officepest]

Barcode Utd beating Toffees. Martinez will be out of a job at this rate.

[Bradywasking]

Liverpool three home games out of the four..Arsenal have three away games out of the four..surely there should be a better balance when games are happening so quickly ?

[StuartL]

Liverpool three home games out of the four..Arsenal have three away games out of the four..surely there should be a better balance when games are happening so quickly ?

I have a great idea....how about 2 home matches and 2 away matches out of the 4 for everybody ?

I accept your nominations for fixture co-ordinator but I expect a starting salary of £8m per year, as so far I haven't worked a day in football and need to be compensated for working for 2 or 3 days in late July.

[northbank123]

It's a tough act following Michael Owen but BT's post-match punditry was tremendously cretinous. Owen Hargreaves and Steve MacManaman couldn't form a sentence between them. Owen Hargreaves trying to explain why Rooney cynically hauling down Harry Kane then heading away a corner shouldn't be a penalty was a particular highlight.