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On a similar note at the cup final I nipped into a hotel near Wembley as I was dying for a piss and this Hull fan made a joke about the victory parade that we had provisionally organised.
Obviously in jest i laughed and said me and my dad had already booked our tickets and paid a fiver each. The bloke flew off the handle and starting running round the place telling everyone what he'd just been told and refusing to believe me when I pointed out that it was obviously a joke. I think seeing a flushing toilet probably overwhelmed him.
northbank123 wrote:On a similar note at the cup final I nipped into a hotel near Wembley as I was dying for a piss and this Hull fan made a joke about the victory parade that we had provisionally organised.
Obviously in jest i laughed and said me and my dad had already booked our tickets and paid a fiver each. The bloke flew off the handle and starting running round the place telling everyone what he'd just been told and refusing to believe me when I pointed out that it was obviously a joke. I think seeing a flushing toilet probably overwhelmed him.
I'd say being indoors and seeing electric light probably fucking overwhelmed him!
northbank123 wrote:On a similar note at the cup final I nipped into a hotel near Wembley as I was dying for a piss and this Hull fan made a joke about the victory parade that we had provisionally organised.
Obviously in jest i laughed and said me and my dad had already booked our tickets and paid a fiver each. The bloke flew off the handle and starting running round the place telling everyone what he'd just been told and refusing to believe me when I pointed out that it was obviously a joke. I think seeing a flushing toilet probably overwhelmed him.
I'd say being indoors and seeing electric light probably fucking overwhelmed him!
northbank123 wrote:On a similar note at the cup final I nipped into a hotel near Wembley as I was dying for a piss and this Hull fan made a joke about the victory parade that we had provisionally organised.
Obviously in jest i laughed and said me and my dad had already booked our tickets and paid a fiver each. The bloke flew off the handle and starting running round the place telling everyone what he'd just been told and refusing to believe me when I pointed out that it was obviously a joke. I think seeing a flushing toilet probably overwhelmed him.
Nothing to do with the theme directly but at Cup Final was waiting in bar at Kings Cross Station for my son to arrive. Met a dear and vibrant ''mature'' lady who was on her way to the annual Dusty Springfield convention (apparently it exists!). She was as funny as fuck, bought her a glass of wine and she had me in stitches until the boy turned up.
arseofacrow wrote:Is there a coat out there that Mr knows can fucking well do up?
Did you notice just after he gave up on the zip he also struggled to find his pocket.... although that doesn't surprise me he's been struggling with that part of his garb for over 18 years!!
Struggling Allegedly his pockets so stuffed full of money he cant fit his hands in
northbank123 wrote:On a similar note at the cup final I nipped into a hotel near Wembley as I was dying for a piss and this Hull fan made a joke about the victory parade that we had provisionally organised.
Obviously in jest i laughed and said me and my dad had already booked our tickets and paid a fiver each. The bloke flew off the handle and starting running round the place telling everyone what he'd just been told and refusing to believe me when I pointed out that it was obviously a joke. I think seeing a flushing toilet probably overwhelmed him.
What did his sister say ? Obviously she was in the toilet with him.
Allegedly his pockets so stuffed full of money he cant fit his hands in 
